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Topic: I have a question

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago #28,371

So I'm moving out soon, within the next couple of months. I'll be moving into a 2 bedroom apartment with my friend, and his girlfriend.

I have never lived in an apartment with roommates. What tips do you have for me?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #419,801

put hidden cameras in the bathroom

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,806

You should live alone.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,808

Don't move in with a couple. You will hear all their flights and it will be incredibly awkward for you.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,809

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> You will hear all their sex and it will be incredibly awkward for you.
FTFY

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,810

Knife your friend, so his girlfriend becomes yours.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,812

@419,806 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Assuming you don't mean that in a mean way, yeah I would prefer that, however this is much more affordable, and I have people to fall back on in case shit goes down.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,813

@419,809 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Not if he's moving in with an unmarried catholic couple, thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,814

Don't be afraid to give them feedback in their relationship constantly. They'll love that.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,815

@419,812 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
In all seriousness, living with a couple is going to be weird if you're even a tenth as needy as you seem. They will always be doing their own stuff and will leave you out of everything. Which is nice if you're actually happy being alone sometimes, but you don't seem that way.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,816

@419,813 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What if she doesn't know how to flush??

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,817

Remember that most couple are just shy about 3 somes. If you don't make the first move, maybe nobody will. Don't miss out!

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,818

@419,808 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's not awkward for me, really. I mean they'll hear me when I have sex, too. It's all good.

@419,810 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
No, he needs to pay his portion of the rent.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,819

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
The first thing you do when you move in should be crush his hands, to assert dominance.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,820

I once lived with a gay guy who was a giant slut, who then moved his boyfriend into the apartment (who had been a Jehovah's Witness and this was his boyfriend). Then they broke up, but neither of them could afford to move out. So the first guy moved a new guy in to replace the Jehovah's Witness, but they only had one bed between the three of them. There were a lot of fights and gay sex and crying. It was pretty interesting. Do you know any gay people postmortem?

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,821

@419,815 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Oh, I'm actually glad he has a girlfriend so they will go out and do things together. I value alone time, and instead of having to be a jerk and ask my friend to leave me alone, he will just fuck his girlfriend or whatever. Believe it or not I'm not that needy, just attached to 1 person.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,822

@419,816 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

> What if she doesn't know how to flush??
Then he would see her girlturds of course.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 15 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,823

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
:')

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,824

One time my roommate used my cat as a cum rag.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 35 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,826

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@419,820 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Get better roommates.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,827

@419,817 (squeegee)
I dunno

@419,819 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Maybe

@419,820 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Yeah, I know a few gay people. Not going down that road though.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 8 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,828

I had another roommate who only dated married men. She started fucking a police officer and his wife found out and started stalking her. She was also sleeping with a married professor of hers and had aborted his baby (twins actually) but they still fucked.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,830

I lived with a guy who was so depressed after an election (Republicans won) that he didn't leave his room for days, then he only wore black for awhile and didn't really talk to people, just stared. It was kind of funny.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,834

@419,828 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

My situation seems peachy compared to those.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,835

The guy from Kenya was probably the best though. He never got off Kenyan time, was stoned pretty much whenever he was awake, and may have had a child with his family's former housekeeper but he wasn't really sure (said it could have been one of his brothers' kid instead). He failed out of school and moved back to Kenya.

Killer Lettuce joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,836

Masturbate when you hear them having sex.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,837

@previous (Killer Lettuce)
Worked for me.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,838

@419,835 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
do you seek out weirdos to room with or something

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,851

@419,820 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@419,828 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@419,824 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@419,830 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@419,835 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)


WoW I cum in from Surfing my Ocean a Blue and R Most happy 2 B Judged by U becky.

Killer Lettuce is spot on re you seek out weirdos to room with.

They say one is judged by the company they keep.

Its good I are Judged Negativity by YOU . Given what U consider normal n live With - I R damn lucky u keep putting me down.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,924

@OP
Does your dad beat your mother?

Sen joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,958

Leave small bird or rat carcasses on their doorstep. This will show that you care enough about them to not want them to starve.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,959

That is cool. I may be moving in with my friend's house so I can live closer to work.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,019

I'm moving into a two bedroom trailer with my pet turtle... can't beat that.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,020

@419,835 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

I'm enjoying these roommate stories. You need to make a weird "Becky's crazy roommates" thread.
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