Topic: Can you get arrested for molesting chickens?

Killer Lettuce started this discussion 13 years ago #28,370

I was driving my tractor this morning and a slutty chicken caught my eye. I felt a stirring in my loins and I couldn't help myself, I had the chicken. I am worried now. If someone finds out about my promiscuous chicken and our liaison, can I get arrested?

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #419,769

I can confirm this is the real killer lettuce. Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #419,771

No, lol.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,772

Cease deforming his character immediately. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,775

Can't be me. I'm drive a combine harvester like a true Cornishman.

Do your research, man!

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,776

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah tractors are more Devon. Bloody Yanks.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,778

@419,775 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> ponyfag

Killer Lettuce (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,786

@419,775 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I am you. I am huffing ether and have amnesia so you forget you are me.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,793

Yes. It has happened.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,825

@419,776 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Yes!

@419,778 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
My god... they've even gotten to TTEH. Is nobody safe???

@419,786 (Killer Lettuce)
I am, in fact, not a druggie!

Killer Lettuce (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,831

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Oi, I am 1 cheeky cunt m8.

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