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Topic: I'm the retard that's been making all the topics on Anontalk.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,837

Why?

"Important: New feature: "emergency brake". This will be linked to in "stuff" for anyone with 500 posts or more, and enables you to "shut down" the board at any time. Nobody will be able to post or even view it. The obvious purpose is for active regulars to be able to spot any "social" (non-technical) attacks, such as fucktard wiseguys, and simply cut everyone off until I come back. I might connect some sort of notification to this which physically wakes me up if I'm asleep when it happens. Abuse = perma-ban!"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #52,049

:-(

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,056

So you're trying to reach 500 posts just so you can shut down the board for 5 minutes until Kimmo realizes it, brings the board back up and bans you? Get a job. Take this shit to TC.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #52,058

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Don't be such a buzzkill. This will be hilarious to abuse.

Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #52,060

Lame, dude, lame.
It's even possible if introduced this for the sole purpose of getting amount of posts per day back to critical mass.

sim !!hXKXHhLro joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #52,061

@previous (Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo)
This.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #52,063

@52,056 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> 5 minutes
Consider it hours since TC fucked up the spammed unfunny bulletins for hours straight till Kimmo got back on

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #52,065

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #52,073

@previous (G)
Exactly, fooks. I couldn't agree more.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #52,075

@previous (D)

DEAL WITH IT.

savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,115

Waste of time.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,124

@OP
I doubt there's any such feature. He's probably just trying to get would-be trolls to post 500 posts. Waste of time...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,180

> 94 topics (~3.9/h) by 41 participants, 739 replies (~30.8/h) in 133 topics by 139 participants

Now you're just making me worried…


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,181

Why bully loli? Why you bully loli?

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,196

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,334

waste of time

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,408

Why doesn't google have one of those?

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,478

waste of time.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,499

@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
TIME OF WASTE

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,500

Sysop
The emergency brake has surprisingly not been abused (or used) yet. Note that you will not risk a ban if you're acting "in good faith"; there can basically be a single dangerous/malicious topic and still count as an attack, depending on what it is. Or nothing in public at all, but something really being obviously wrong. Unless you have malicious intent, you will not be blamed for being "safe rather than sorry". 4 hours


:)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,527

@previous (A)
See if Kimmo holds true to that lolol

You're free to post where you want, but you're not doing anything productive.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,528

Is it just me or is everyone on Anontalk ridiculously stupid? You can tell that people here are mostly smart people acting stupid, but over there it's stupid people acting smart.

Like

http://www.anontalk.se/topic/72977#reply_524589

Why does it really matter why he wants to know?

or maybe

http://www.anontalk.se/topic/72983#reply_524466

'I'm so old and mature I know what I talk about, btw I'm 18 lol'

Or asking retarded questions like

http://www.anontalk.se/topic/69488

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,535

oh no, kimmo lurks here

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,539

@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
I think that you could have a lucrative business comprised of using a child decoy to lure in pedo's and then mugging them.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,568

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
how does that differ from simply mugging random people

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,577

@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
Because regular people call the police.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,741

@52,535 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
Who cares?
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