Topic: I have a couple of friends who wear fedoras

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,351

How do I get them to stop?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #419,504

Stop having friends.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,505

@OP

I believe green addressed this very problem recently. You might want to confer with him.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,506

Upgrade to Asian friends.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,514

people with fedoras don't have friends so you're obviously lying

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,517

you are one of them by association

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,528

@419,506 (D)
Don't listen to this fucking idiot.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,535

@419,505 (C)
Indeed. You might even consider hiring his services, he is known to be able to "take care" of problems such as this.

@419,506 (D)
u mark, bro?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,536

Friends don't let friends wear fedoras.

"That's it. Done. You stop wearing that shit, or I won't be seen with you ever again."

"What?! It looks cool. I look like a hipster-gangster hacker!"

"No, you look like a douchebag who writes MLP fanfic, and the 'creeper' vibe you give off is actually scaring girls away from us. Look! That 14 year old girl just made a a giant circle to avoid you while walking into the coffee shop."

"What?? No."

"No! Really, she was making a big circle around us because you kept reaching for your phone like you were going to take a picture of her as you were swiveling around to get a better view. You look like some spastic pedophile."

"Maybe I have back problems..."

"EVEN 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS KNOW ENOUGH TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU! WHY ARE MAKING THIS HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE??!! TAKE THE FUCKING HAT OFF! IT'S LIKE A GIANT FLASHING NEON SIGN THAT READS: I AM SOCIALLY IMCAPABLE OF TALKING TO WOMEN. I CAN'T GET LAID EVEN WHEN I TRY! JUST ACT LIKE A NORMAL MAN!!"

"I'm just.."

"Fuck this. Call when you grow a pair."

Minichan