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SkyCladObserver started this discussion 13 years ago#28,340
I don't understand, did I do something wrong? I converted to Judaism recently, and I think there must have been a mistake. I did not get access to the secret global domination forum, I was not instantaneously offered a high paying job in the financial, political, news, or entertainment fields, and I did not get my goyim mind control device. Is there like a trial period for new Jews before we get access to all of these? Do we have to do something special? I'm actually finding this to be fairly mundane and it's distressing because all of my internet friends told me converting was a surefire way to get a position in the New World Order, please help.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#419,380
have you killed any babies or drank their blood? even baby animals are cool, but if you want that kush job you gotta do human
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#419,381
Only Jews by ethnicity have access to these things. Religious conversion confers nothing. Thanks.
SkyCladObserver (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#419,382
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Fuck. Why did I convert then? Can I go back??
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#419,385
Yes, converting to Judaism was a mistake. I did not read the rest of your post.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#419,386
@OP
You are only a level 1 Jew. You probably need to go earn Jew points to level up.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#419,410
@419,382 (SkyCladObserver)
Sure you can go back. You need some blood or Red Wine and a chunck of dead Jesus body or substitute bread.
Then find a holy roller Church and get them to fully almost drown you. Then fork over 10% of your cash every month. If you are successful as a Christian? You to can end up hung to dry on a cross one day.
Or convert to Muslim and if you follow some rules you end up with 72 Virgins. (Those women by the way are not only Virgins - they do not piss or defecate.
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#419,415
> I don't understand, did I do something wrong? I converted to Judaism recently, and I think there must have been a mistake. I did not get access to the secret global domination forum, I was not instantaneously offered a high paying job in the financial, political, news, or entertainment fields, and I did not get my goyim mind control device. Is there like a trial period for new Jews before we get access to all of these? Do we have to do something special? I'm actually finding this to be fairly mundane and it's distressing because all of my internet friends told me converting was a surefire way to get a position in the New World Order, please help.
I feel you, I joined the patriarchy and got my white privilege recently, and it didn't make me have power over women or people of color in the slightest :/
Meta !PARAdoxiHw double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#419,435
@419,410 (Syntax) > Or convert to Muslim and if you follow some rules you end up with 72 Virgins. (Those women by the way are not only Virgins - they do not piss or defecate.
Somewhere in Kunming, a man just lost all interest in Islam.