Topic: Incontrovertible proof of intelligent design found by NASA.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago #28,332
This molecular cloud which broke off from the Carina nebula is clearly giving atheists the finger. Only an all-knowing god would have put this here for us to find.Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #419,323
That's not all. The banana is perfect for human consumption, it is clear proof of intelligent design. It just fits so well in the human hand!
But wait... It also fits into the human anus too...
My god... The homophones were wrong, god approves of homosexuality. He approves of it hard.
But wait... It also fits into the human anus too...
My god... The homophones were wrong, god approves of homosexuality. He approves of it hard.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,377
@OP
> This molecular cloud which broke off from the Carina nebula is clearly giving atheists the finger. Only an all-knowing god would have put this here for us to find.
Well, no. The fact that we can even see this is a product of scientific research and so the finger giving would be to bible thumpers.
> This molecular cloud which broke off from the Carina nebula is clearly giving atheists the finger. Only an all-knowing god would have put this here for us to find.
Well, no. The fact that we can even see this is a product of scientific research and so the finger giving would be to bible thumpers.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,416
Checkmate, atheists.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,421
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,424
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,431
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,444
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,445
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,526
@419,323 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Where there is design, there must be a designer. If we see a painting, then there must be a painter. The odds of a molecular cloud forming this image, or of a banana fitting into a human anus are less than one in ten quadrillion.
Jesus=banana=god. Atheist=pwnt.
Where there is design, there must be a designer. If we see a painting, then there must be a painter. The odds of a molecular cloud forming this image, or of a banana fitting into a human anus are less than one in ten quadrillion.
Jesus=banana=god. Atheist=pwnt.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #419,915
Brilliant!