Topic: why am I such a failure?
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago #28,314
Riddle me that. I can't hold onto a lover, I can't break 100 views on a youtube video, I basically suck at life.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #418,902
Put your tulpa on, please. He's much less boring than you.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #418,903
But you can hold onto a lover's hand until it breaks, so that's something.
Postmortem's tulpa !!wIil8xf0Z (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #418,908
@418,902 (B)
I will fucking end you.
@previous (C)
(From Postmortem): I never broke her hand, but I still regret how I acted that day.
I will fucking end you.
@previous (C)
(From Postmortem): I never broke her hand, but I still regret how I acted that day.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 40 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #418,938
> I can't break 100 views on a youtube videoIf your outreach is Minichan and TC? Me thinks its not possible with total users combined to reach that 100 number.
I looked at most recent video a bit - U cannot expect 100% of users to click on links.
At your age the concept to holding on to any single girl should not be a mark of success. Wot counts from my point of view is that YOU can ask new girl out n get a date. Holding on is much like wot it took me to learn to Surf or Ski. One does fall down a bunch at the get go. It gets better with tyme n practice.
Today in my Ocean a Blue I was not 100% Successful with my spins. More like 25% and I bailed out a bit... HELL a lot too often 2day.
In other words Failure even after success is still expected.
Lots of Dolphins 2day yet I have not been successful even once to reach out and actually touch one. Close but never close nuff. Ceems they just laff at my attempts.
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #418,939
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #418,940
lol.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #418,946
Post link to youtube, acquire 30 views.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,125
Well, I have well over one million views on YouTube, but I'm still quite a failure. My advise to you is to rejoice it.
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,132
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,201
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,210
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,213
@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
YouTube is a art. You have to be stupid as possible to get views. Trust me.
YouTube is a art. You have to be stupid as possible to get views. Trust me.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,214
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,215
@previous (H)
He may or may not be. I'm not to judge him, but incredibly stupid things will get you views, if that's what you really want. I've done it before to feel special and it works.
He may or may not be. I'm not to judge him, but incredibly stupid things will get you views, if that's what you really want. I've done it before to feel special and it works.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,217
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #419,280
SWED and you will learn.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #419,301
your priorities are whack