Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#2,831
I sometimes throw my phone between my legs after I reply to a text.
Well, my best friend just texted me and it tickled my scrotum. I thought it would be funny to text him back and say "sometimes you make my junk tingle", but now she won't talk to me. What do I do?
> to text him back and say "sometimes you make my junk tingle", but now she won't talk to me. What do I do? > to text him back > but now she won't talk to me
WHAT
eng-in-ear joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,980
Cellphone frequencies are very very very very too close to Microwave oven frequencies. Cook junk sizzle junk.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,981
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Okay I said "I put my phone between my legs before you text, and it makes my junk tickle".
I hope he texts back.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,982
Text him a picture of your cock with a message that says "I'm not gay but if I was wearing a blindfold and you sucked me I would blow my load in your mouth and let you open mouth kiss me." That should clear up some things.
Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,142
I lulz'd.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,147
@52,139 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh, no! That's a typical Saturday for Leland.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,151
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Yes it is. Every single day.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,153
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I picture him getting incredibly drunk and fist fucking Toaster.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,154
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Do you masturbate to that image?
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,155
@52,153 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I never want to picture anyone fistfucking anyone. Ever.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,156
@52,154 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Fuck no! Chav's are disgusting.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,157
@52,155 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Sammy Davis Jr getting fist fucked by Lou Diamond Phillips. Picture that.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,158
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#52,161
@52,157 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.