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Topic: Cornish man cuts off his penis with a kitchen knife in the middle of the street

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,244

An eyewitness has spoken of the horrific scenes in Penryn on Friday when a man chopped his penis off with a kitchen knife in front of horrified onlookers.

The 43-year-old man, who lives in the town, could be seen running along Mutton Row at around 8.45pm, allegedly naked.

He then brandished the knife and cut off his penis, before collapsing to the ground.

An eyewitness said he found the severed penis in a neighbouring garden.

It is reported that the witness, a student in the town, said that the man looked him in the eye, "started screaming and then cut", adding he did not stay to watch.

Three police officers called to the scene, PC Kim James, PC Jules Evans,and PC James Tompson gave first aid at the scene after finding the man in his house. With their swift actions credited as avoiding what would most likely have been a "fatal incident".

A spokesman for South Western Ambulance Service said paramedics arrived just before 9pm the man was “bleeding heavily” and had fallen unconscious when they found him.
http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718.Man_chops_off_own_penis_on_Penryn_street/

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #418,317

finally, some crazy that didnt occur in florida

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #418,330

Not gonna lie, we have our fair share of crazies.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #418,349

Sounds like a typical British citizen to me.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,350

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Oh shit, I'd better insult Britain to hide my raging Anglophilia. They'll never know!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,352

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh my god fuck you cunt.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,353

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Desperately wishing that he had the courage to say "Oh Jesus Henry, piss off you wanker" instead, because that's what he really wants to say.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,366

So one wood ask if that lady that found the penis in the garden, planted it so as it wood grow.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,369

@418,349 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wow do you have to turn every thread into a US-UK argument? It'd be tolerable if it weren't so blindingly and incontestably obvious Britain is better in every quantifiable respect.

Keep it to one thread please. Thanks!

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,378

@OP
Next week:
> Topic: Aylesbury drunk cuts off his own penis whilst autofellating and defecating into a fedora.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,379

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
*burning fedora

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,381

If they cut off enough cocks, they can make a Cock wall.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,382

I'm sorry, that joke was very Corny.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,383

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
bad dum tiss
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