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Topic: What's the deal with the "what's the deal with airline food?" jokes?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago #28,241

I mean, you're trapped on a plane at 30,000 feet. No one would reasonably expect 5-star cuisine under those circumstances. Just be thankful you weren't traveling by car or horse.

Poststarnumberuno joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #418,282

Yes they would. There's such a thing as containers.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,321

bitches dont know about first class

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,324

What is wrong with airline food?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,336

@previous (D)
I've no idea, Anon. It's always tasted okay to me.

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,343

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
If Airplane taught me anything, it's never get the fish.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,347

@previous (F)
Hm. I wouldn't know.

But thanks for the advice, wise anon. I shall heed it on future flights.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,354

@418,336 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You also like British food.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,356

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
> Pasty
> not the greatest food ever
Are you retarded? Thanks.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,357

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
She's American. Their cuisine is burgers. Her opinion is invalid.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,358

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
And tubes of fake cheese.

But we shouldn't hold it against her. She simply doesn't know any better. :-/

postmortem's tulpa joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #418,525

@418,282 (Poststarnumberuno)
Hey, you stupid cockmunch, stop pretending to be postmortem or any of his various aliases.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #418,539

@418,356 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I haven't had a pasty yet, are they the food of the gods?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #418,540

@previous (I)
Yes! They are rugged and practical, yet tasty and nourishing.

They gave my countrymen the power to mine most of tin out from under Cornwall, and we had a silly amount of tin down there. That should tell you just how godly this food is.

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #418,541

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Neat, I'll get one the next time I see any. Filling recommendations or are they all delicious?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #418,544

@previous (I)
They're like five star hotels, in a sense. They'll vary in different ways but you're getting a first-rate experience whatever one you pick.

But personally I tend to go for the classic; steak and vegetables.

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #418,545

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Thanks, I'll see if I can find any at M&S or maybe Asda.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #418,564

What is wrong with burgers?

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #418,673

@418,540 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Why didn't they just buy tin from Africans? Thanks

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #418,674

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
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