Topic: What tricks does your dog know?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,220
Need some ideas!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #418,064
Try teaching him Objective C. That'd be pretty cool.
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@previous (F)
Any Xanthines are poisonous to cats and dogs, since they lack the xanthine oxide to metabolize it properly.
Any Xanthines are poisonous to cats and dogs, since they lack the xanthine oxide to metabolize it properly.
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Meowza replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #418,090
@previous (E)
That was probably meowth, I used to post catgirls a fair bit though... hmmm now I wonder who are you?
That was probably meowth, I used to post catgirls a fair bit though... hmmm now I wonder who are you?
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #418,091
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@previous (E)
Doesn't matter, you're the mysterious one here, Batman! Or am I? Fuck if I know. Snort this:__
Doesn't matter, you're the mysterious one here, Batman! Or am I? Fuck if I know. Snort this:
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@previous (Meowza)
I swear to God that line of underscores/imaginary drugs was at least 5 times as long when I posted it lol
I swear to God that line of underscores/imaginary drugs was at least 5 times as long when I posted it lol
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #418,099
@previous (Meowza)
http://minichan.org/markup_syntax
It means underline, so some will be left off. Hard to tell, though, when you are underlining an underscore.
http://minichan.org/markup_syntax
It means underline, so some will be left off. Hard to tell, though, when you are underlining an underscore.
Meowza replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #418,100
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Am using my phone and not slept in a few millenia is all, I didn't even know I could underline on this thing lol you a Britfag? Just curious
Am using my phone and not slept in a few millenia is all, I didn't even know I could underline on this thing lol you a Britfag? Just curious
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,106
Mine does shake, sit, and lay down. I'm trying to teach her to ring a bell with her nose when she wants to go outside for potty, 'cause she keeps having accidents in the house!
Poststarnumberuno joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #418,131
You know what he doesn't know? Stop, drop, and roll.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #418,331
mine eats his own poop/vomit
Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 months later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,635
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,637
Psh, tricks are wasted on dogs. It's cats that should be taught tricks.
Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,639
I am a cat, thank you!
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how to weigh 300lbsdw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,703
My cat comes when i call her
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@467,909 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
What do you think about the obeagle? Don't its little drumstick legs look delicious?
What do you think about the obeagle? Don't its little drumstick legs look delicious?
dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,912
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Lonestar knows sit, down, stay, shake, speak, come, drop it, catch, bring it, go get your [item by name], (eg. football, piggy, ball, kitty), go potty, heel, leave it, and other hunting commands that aren't super reinforced because of city living, Get that bird, easy, halt, woah (only kind of), over there (with finger point), point 'em up, got away. That's what all we've worked on up to this point but most of the hunting stuff is backyard and dog park training, not field work which is entirely different. we've been out once with my cousins and he was kind of all over the place, lol, but he did follow the other dogs lead and would point really, really good and go real slow when the other dogs did. He would sometimes even honor point, which was great to see. but he really, really wants to get that bird.
yesterday we were leaving work and he hit really hard on someone's car and was pointing the wheel well, so i let him easy up to creep around the car and point 'em up (i didn't even tell him to, he just did it) and then he froze a real good whoa once he had his nostrils on it, then suddenly a bird flew out from behind the wheel and Lonestar was really upset when i let it got away. It was funny, he's a natural hunter. he turned and looked at me like, damn you, damn you, am i the only one around here who knows what he's doing?
yesterday we were leaving work and he hit really hard on someone's car and was pointing the wheel well, so i let him easy up to creep around the car and point 'em up (i didn't even tell him to, he just did it) and then he froze a real good whoa once he had his nostrils on it, then suddenly a bird flew out from behind the wheel and Lonestar was really upset when i let it got away. It was funny, he's a natural hunter. he turned and looked at me like, damn you, damn you, am i the only one around here who knows what he's doing?
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,918
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,921
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)his job at work is to keep people company and make sure everyone gets enough exercise throughout the day.
he takes us all for walks ;)
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so you can see the extent of my mspaint skillsRufus !!M6vjxTpON replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #467,949
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #468,283
This is not an actual trick, but it happens every time so that I use it to impress strangers. So when my dog is picked up, and then set on the ground, he checks his penis. Every time. So when around new people, I'll pick him up and say "Kreacher, where's your penis?" and then put him down.
Rufus !!M6vjxTpON replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #468,364
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Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #468,507
I tought mine to recognise and poop in hipsters shoes
dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #468,516
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #468,537
I only have cats
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@468,364 (Rufus !!M6vjxTpON)
You are so fucking retarded.
Its like you're 8 years old and from the 50s.
You are so fucking retarded.
Its like you're 8 years old and from the 50s.
Rufus !!M6vjxTpON replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #468,549
@previous (U)
I am retarded for sure and my lifestyle might be a tad different to yours. Though I'm not sure what your problem is with that link.
I am retarded for sure and my lifestyle might be a tad different to yours. Though I'm not sure what your problem is with that link.
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