Poststarnumberuno started this discussion 13 years ago#28,218
One had short black hair, and stood about 5'4. Her hair was in kind of the earlier justin bieber look, but a tad longer, and much more feminine, it had a bit of volume to it, and you could tell she worked on it. She had sparkling blue eyes, and a near ivory complexion. Her lips a dazzling crimson, inarguably made possible by some amount of cosmetics. She was thin, though she had breasts of sizeable proportion, the perfect size for her body, if you can imagine that. She wore a black shirt dress, and gray jeggings that clung to her skin, and she wore black heels that actually made her stand about 5'6 or 5'7. She was fun, and bubbly with all sorts of artistic ideas, she told me that one day toilets would become unecessary because we would all just hook our genitals up to bags that would instantaneously evaporate the urine or feces. Her name was "Myra".
The other girl I met was similar to Myra in height, but she had blue hair, some of which, a very small amount was braided, although much of it was frizzy in a way that looked on purpose. She also had freckles, and a look about her that suggested her hair might naturally be red. She also had red braces on, all red, band and everything. Her breasts were a bit smaller than Myra's, but still nothing to be ashamed of. She wore red short jean shorts and a blue and beige striped shirt. She was a magnificently fun person who talked about everything from film, to sports (she played tennis), we played footsies, and she kissed me on the cheek. Her name was Emily.
Where did I meet these girls? Fucking nowhere. These perfect girls were both figments of my imagination. Each one I met in a different dream. In fact I told Emily she reminded me of a girl I'd dreamt of referencing her similarity to Myra. So I told a dream girl that she reminded me of a different dream girl. Either one of them would have been perfect, why must they not be real? And I am not creating a god damned tulpa.
Poststarnumberuno (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#418,045
@418,043 (C)
You could create a tulpa that never gets sick of the same joke. You could create an autistic Tulpa.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#418,046
@previous (Poststarnumberuno)
You could create a tulpa that you take to the Cheesecake Factory
Poststarnumberuno (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#418,047
@previous (C)
My Tulpa would have better sense than to like over priced food that's more than obviously frozen and then thawed by microwaves. She would like homemade meals, and local cafes.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#418,049
@418,045 (Poststarnumberuno)
You should be flattered, mate. Your silly antics have obviously made a mark if people reference them whenever you post. Just look at to4str.
And the idea of an autistic tulpa made me giggle a bit.
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Poststarnumberuno (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#418,050
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Didn't think of it that way. Maybe one day I can be just like to4str.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#418,051
total creep describing girls he talks to online
still creepy
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Poststarnumberuno (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#418,052
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#418,055
@previous (Poststarnumberuno)
What do you think you're doing here?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#418,056
@418,050 (Poststarnumberuno)
Start going by po4stmo4rtm so everyone will know how 1337 you are.
Poststarnumberuno (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#418,057
@418,055 (C)
I mean I don't tend to have full length conversations or make personal connections with people I meet online. The exception being forums where gender is ambiguous unless the poster chooses to disclose their sex.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#418,065
I had a dream where the girl I met unexpectedly gave birth and I had to catch the baby.
Poststarnumberuno (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#418,127
@418,056 (F)
Im not doing that. I saw that thread. No.