Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng started this discussion 15 years ago#2,816
I took the Polaroid down in my room
I'm pretty sure you have a new
girlfriend
it's not as if I don't like you
it just makes me sad whenever I see
it
cuz I like to be gone most of the time
and you like to be home most of the
time
if I stay in one place I lose my mind
I'm a pretty impossible lady to be
with
Joey never met a bike that he didn't
wanna ride
and I never met a Toby that I didn't
like
Scotty liked all of the books that I
recommended
even if he didn't I wouldn't be
offended
I had a dream that I had to drive to
Madison
to deliver a painting for some silly
reason
I took a wrong turn and ended up in
Michigan
Paul Baribeau took me to the giant
tire swing
gave me a push and he started
singing
I sang along while I was swinging
the sound of our voices made us
forget everything
that had ever hurt our feelings
Joey never met a bike that he didn't
wanna ride
and I never met a Toby that I didn't
like
Scotty liked all of the books that I
recommended
even if he didn't I wouldn't be
offended
wouldn't be offended
now I'm home for less than twenty-
four hours
that's hardly time to take a shower
hug my family and take your picture
off the wall
check my email write a song and
make a few phone calls
before it's time to leave again
I've got one hand on the steering
wheel
one waving out the window
if I'm a spinster for the rest of my
life
my yarns will keep me warm on cold
and lonely nights
Joey never met a bike that he didn't
wanna ride
and I never met a Tobey that I didn't
like
Scotty liked all of the books that I
recommended
even if he didn't I wouldn't be
offended........
wouldnt be offended.......even if he
didnt i wouldnt be offended
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,771
Scotty is a dick.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,775
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and
me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she
doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty
doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not
stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows
nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot
Why not It's so cool when you're on
top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty
doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!(X4)
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)
[Chant] Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
[Chant] Scotty's gotta go!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,779
That bitch is so ugly :'l
It makes me want to punch Juno in her pregnant belly
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,780
@51,775 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Euro trip :')
Ninjj !wUaaKKdfXw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,781
Reported.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,783
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,787
@51,781 (Ninjj !wUaaKKdfXw)
Thanks lol that actually made me lol post of the year award no joke :')
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,788
@51,781 (Ninjj !wUaaKKdfXw)
Bite my slave with your just nuggets
Ninjj !wUaaKKdfXw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,790
@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
lol that post was so random thanks lol that post was so grea that actually made me lol post of the year award no joke i'm not even kidding you just sometimes..but will one she dinner, of wine bottles glass with only have lol my two to
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#51,791