Topic: ITT we tell our craziest stories.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 13 years ago #28,146
I hit a kid once in my car, and the cops were near by on the other road at the crossroad i just sped off and never looked back, i assume i killed the kid because his head left a massive dent in my windscreen a body dent in the hood and my engine was smoking...
The cops had but their lights on as i saw it reflecting on building walls, but i just floored it and turned up my radio (flashback 95.6, the best) and drove like i have never driven before.
Kept driving till some stars came out then hid the car in a ally and ran on foot, was pretty mad experience i was pretty tired after all that so i turned my xbox off and went to bed.
The cops had but their lights on as i saw it reflecting on building walls, but i just floored it and turned up my radio (flashback 95.6, the best) and drove like i have never driven before.
Kept driving till some stars came out then hid the car in a ally and ran on foot, was pretty mad experience i was pretty tired after all that so i turned my xbox off and went to bed.
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Ya got me!!!
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Your mother and I are a couple.
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Morbid joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,399
Nice
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,437
no can do, there's people under 18 here, and all my craziest stories can't be told to minors.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,445
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Are there actually any under 18s around at the moment?
Trip is the only one who comes to mind, but she's not around that often.
Are there actually any under 18s around at the moment?
Trip is the only one who comes to mind, but she's not around that often.
Handel !JwkjmyyOPs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,465
Someone told my gay friend that his boyfriend was only using him to get closer to his straight brother. The weird thing is that the brother molested my gay friend when they were younger. I was told that my friend enjoyed being molested too.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,469
one time when i was like 4 i was dancing at the top of the playground with my penis hanging out and i fell off and landed on a dog and broke its ribs. i sprained my ankle. i threw up and cried for almost a half hour.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,470
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,566
I had an acquaintance named Josh Cheek who was a drug addict. They call it being a trash can because he would take anything, and to excess. Once we were at a bar, and he was on pills and just wandered away. Turned out that some middle aged white dude had shown him a joint, and offered to smoke it with him in his vehicle. When I found them, he had a knife to Josh's throat, and and duct tape and zip ties in his back seat. I hit the driver in the face with my police baton sized mag light and dragged Josh out of the car. Evidently, the man had been telling him that he was going to rape him and leave his body in a ditch.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,567
Once, I was walking at night with my female friend and Kreacher. From kind of far away we could see a drunk man stumbling around. He looked at us and made a beeline right for us. I made my friend get behind me and I yelled, "its dark and we dont know you,and my friend is afraid. Do not approach us!" The man suddenly said "Doggie" and started running very fast towards us. He was hauling ass! I had my friend take the dog and stand to the side, and I met the man half way. I bumped into his body with my shoulder and he fell into the dirt. He lay there for a moment, and then got up and said in a pissy voice "You should be nice if you're going to walk in the street". After that he just loped away.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #417,717
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #417,741
Once my friend Joslyn (who had previously dated Josh Cheek) was then dating a biker called Smitty. His main sources of income were fixing custom motorcycles, shaking down people for money and poaching illegal animals. Once wee were going to Sonic in her Buick for icecream when Smitty pulled up on his bike. He had with him a baby alligator, which was a little bit longer than a foot. He leaned into the car to show us the gator, and accidentally dropped it into my lap! It started hissing at me and tried to snap at my breasts, before failing into the foot area of the car. We fished it out and no one got hurt.
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@previous (N)
So my friend Joslyn had been having an on again of again relationship with Josh Cheek for about three years. It was during a break, and he hadnt called her or returned calls for two days. Which was odd for them because they were both codependent. So we decided to visit his home, and check on his safety. Now my friend Joslyn is about six feet tall with very long legs, wears short shorts, knee length boots, studded belts and always carries a gun, so she usually looks scary as fuck. We pull up to the house which is in Palmetto and in a very ghetto neighborhood. There were multiple strange cars in the yard and black men were entering and leaving the home. Suddenly Josh comes running out of the house yelling "help me, help me!" He is covered in blood and dirt! He jumps into the car and Joslyn immediately pulls her weapon and runs up to the door, I'm behind her with my cellphone. She tells me not call anyone, and we enter. There are like five black men just hanging out in the living room, and one is cooking crack on the stove! She orders them out of the house, and they are just so freaked out that they listen! Once they exit, they start running, and she shoots one in the ass! Turns out, Josh had met one on a street corner, and had been offered drugs if he would provide a place for them to smoke and make crack. He agreed but then they had beat him up and kept him typed up in the bathtub for days! We never found out why they had untied him at that particular time. No one ever reported the shooting, and cops never investigated the sound of gun fire.
So my friend Joslyn had been having an on again of again relationship with Josh Cheek for about three years. It was during a break, and he hadnt called her or returned calls for two days. Which was odd for them because they were both codependent. So we decided to visit his home, and check on his safety. Now my friend Joslyn is about six feet tall with very long legs, wears short shorts, knee length boots, studded belts and always carries a gun, so she usually looks scary as fuck. We pull up to the house which is in Palmetto and in a very ghetto neighborhood. There were multiple strange cars in the yard and black men were entering and leaving the home. Suddenly Josh comes running out of the house yelling "help me, help me!" He is covered in blood and dirt! He jumps into the car and Joslyn immediately pulls her weapon and runs up to the door, I'm behind her with my cellphone. She tells me not call anyone, and we enter. There are like five black men just hanging out in the living room, and one is cooking crack on the stove! She orders them out of the house, and they are just so freaked out that they listen! Once they exit, they start running, and she shoots one in the ass! Turns out, Josh had met one on a street corner, and had been offered drugs if he would provide a place for them to smoke and make crack. He agreed but then they had beat him up and kept him typed up in the bathtub for days! We never found out why they had untied him at that particular time. No one ever reported the shooting, and cops never investigated the sound of gun fire.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #417,865
I once got two missed connections after these two black men tried to rob me. One was from a cute guy on the bus, who wanted to ask me out. The other was a woman, who saw me getting robbed but was too afraid to help (she called 911).