Topic: You are a good boy. -- Joe Biden
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,144
Myles, a 7-year-old from Milwaukee, wrote Vice President Biden a letter to suggest that if guns shot chocolate bullets, no one would get hurt.The Vice President wrote back:
Dear Myles --
I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter.
I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are a good boy.
-- Joe Biden
I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter.
I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are a good boy.
-- Joe Biden
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #417,283
i doubt that, chocolate is a pretty hard material
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #417,284
Aww. :3
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #417,285
yeah, you accelerate a chocolate bunny to 1200fps and it's going to be lethal. that's a silly idea.
perhaps the child is suggesting that we use guns to shoot chocolate bunnies, as opposed to guns that shoot chocolate bunnies.
which makes a lot more sense. don't shoot people. shoot chocolate bunnies. they're delicious and cathartic.
perhaps the child is suggesting that we use guns to shoot chocolate bunnies, as opposed to guns that shoot chocolate bunnies.
which makes a lot more sense. don't shoot people. shoot chocolate bunnies. they're delicious and cathartic.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #417,286
MetaPhone joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #417,291
@OP
What if pressure cookers were made of chocolate?
What if pressure cookers were made of chocolate?
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #417,292
What if towel heads sucked cock. Oh wait. They do.