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Topic: "make me cum watermelon's you little nigger!"...

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 13 years ago #28,138

...arnold's grandmother screamed as she proceeded to rape gerald. his cock was flacid with fear, but her dry vaginal lips were so loose that he could have probably fucked her from 3 feet away. her labia hung low like hairy purse straps, slapping gerald on the stomach as he tried to crawl away in fear "giddie up sambo! we're going down the Mississippi, the chocolate river!" she cackled as she farted onto gerald's face. the smell was so terrible that gerald shit into his hand and shoved it into his mouth to improve the taste he was tasting. grandpa walked into the room and began to have palpitations. as he died from shock, shit and piss fled his body and slid down his leg into his shoe. granny removed this shoe and used to beat gerald's balls from behind. gerald came blood onto the snarled white pubes on her stomach and with that, granny died as well. she shat out gerald's cock. acting as a cork does on a bottle of champagne, gerald's cock was followed by a torrent of shitty, pissy, bloody goop.

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Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #417,227

what is this i dont even

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #417,228

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
stoop kid rubbed his testicles across the cold concrete that was his stoop to him it was the concrete womb of the mother he never knew every day he would piss in a corner of the stoop and lay in the puddle later for warmth. today, as was his habit, he was rubbing his naked shame stick on the concrete and imagining that he could part the stairs and fuck the stoop. that was when he noticed the loose piece of masonry. a penis shaped rock was jutting out of his beloved stoop, though he was saddened at the degradation of his stoop, stoopkid could not help but immediately plunge himself upon it it ripped through his anus, shredding his intestine like pink toilet paper, his blood ran out and onto his hairless balls. all the other kids of the city began to gather around an watch in horror. stoop kids intestines were pouring out of his anus, down the stairs of his beloved stoop. though the pain was unbearable, his real fear was his distended anus leaving the safety of his stoop. as though at the command of his though, a solitary turd floated down the stream of his blood on to the pavement below. he looked at it, like a little Hispanic version of himself and jumped off of his stoop into the path of an oncoming bus.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #417,233

> that apostrophe in the headline
Get out.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,244

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,293

@417,233 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lemon_pudding

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,300

OMG I love calling blacks "nigger" during sex. It's the only time I'm comfortable using the word in front of black people.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,301

@previous (E)
What?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,303

@417,300 (E)
Hi Becky!

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,308

@417,301 (F)
It's simple. Blacks don't like whites using the word nigger cause they feel it's automatically racist. But if I'm sucking your fucking cock there's no better proof I'm not a racist and will use the word nigger as much as I want. Niggers who have a problem with that are just dumb.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,330

@previous (E)
I think it's better for me to call a mulatto girl a nigger as she sucks my cock.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,332

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Exactly my point.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,473

@417,308 (E)
All niggers are dumb. Okay maybe not George Washington Carver, but he's a myth same as Jesus.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #417,476

@previous (G)
make me cum watermelon's you little nigger!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #417,686

Quality post, OP.
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