Topic: welp
hamfist !2E1ogQqRO. started this discussion 13 years ago #28,056
;_;henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #416,409
@OP
Enjoy your hand
Enjoy your hand
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,417
Hey, don't be upset.
I'm sure the guy will be available again at some point in the future!
I'm sure the guy will be available again at some point in the future!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,418
Poststarnumberuno joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,420
There's a girl who calls me crying because her boyfriend thinks she has a crush on me, and gets mad because she calls me late at night. I told her flatout "Tell him he doesn't need to worry because I'm not attracted to you", then jump to why nots, Im not attracted to you eithers, and good/fine's.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,425
@previous (Poststarnumberuno)
> her boyfriend thinks she has a crush on me
Refer him to: minichan.org
We'll explain why she doesn't have a crush on you. He'll understand.
> her boyfriend thinks she has a crush on me
Refer him to: minichan.org
We'll explain why she doesn't have a crush on you. He'll understand.
Poststarnumberuno replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,426
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,427
Poststarnumberuno replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,428
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,429
Poststarnumberuno replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,430
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,438
@previous (Poststarnumberuno)
Great, when the new gospels are written I shall refer to myself as "the disciple postmortem loved" while omitting my name completely. I shall mention the parable of not tipping and the story of crushing a hand to cure the soul.
Great, when the new gospels are written I shall refer to myself as "the disciple postmortem loved" while omitting my name completely. I shall mention the parable of not tipping and the story of crushing a hand to cure the soul.
Poststarnumberuno replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,439
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,441
@previous (Poststarnumberuno)
That's going to make the new gospels less convincing. I'm just going to say that you loved me anyway.
That's going to make the new gospels less convincing. I'm just going to say that you loved me anyway.
Poststarnumberuno replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,442
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,443
@previous (Poststarnumberuno)
Please go die horribly already. I have stories to write. They won't agree with the three other stories that will be written, but I won't let that bother me.
Please go die horribly already. I have stories to write. They won't agree with the three other stories that will be written, but I won't let that bother me.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #416,447
@416,441 (D)
This actually happened with the real gospel. The disciples were actually just obsessive fanboys who kept following Jesus around. He didn't really like them, but then he died and they wrote the gospel so that they were his favourite dudes.
This actually happened with the real gospel. The disciples were actually just obsessive fanboys who kept following Jesus around. He didn't really like them, but then he died and they wrote the gospel so that they were his favourite dudes.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #416,558
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> He didn't really like them, but then he died and they wrote the gospel so that they were his favourite dudes.
Trufax.
Once he dies horribly, Fake Anon will write some fanfic about him. John de Lancie (who haunts Minichan) will take some time out from doing voice work for MLP and also write some postmortem fanfic. Those two will provide a reference for others who copy and revise their works. I might borrow some of that, but I will offer the true story of his life as a drama.
> He didn't really like them, but then he died and they wrote the gospel so that they were his favourite dudes.
Trufax.
Once he dies horribly, Fake Anon will write some fanfic about him. John de Lancie (who haunts Minichan) will take some time out from doing voice work for MLP and also write some postmortem fanfic. Those two will provide a reference for others who copy and revise their works. I might borrow some of that, but I will offer the true story of his life as a drama.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #416,578
Morbid joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #416,856
Sorry to hear that
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #416,894
