Topic: We interrupt this program with a special bulletin
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#28,025
America is now under martial law
All constitutional rights have been suspended
Stay in your homes
Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys
Shut up
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur
Stay in your homes
Curfew is at 7pm sharp, after work
Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew, will be shot
Remain calm, do not panic
Your neighborhoods watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning
Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples, will be shot
Houses will be inspected for trace elements at noon
Anyone who fails to display the required embossed black velvet Mexican painting of
Alexander Hague on their living room wall, will be shot
Camera’s and surveillance equipment will be posted on all lampposts and street lights
Anyone failing to attend required worship services on Sunday will be promptly arrested
and dispatched to a re-education resort
Stay in your homes, remain calm
The number one enemy of progress is questions
National security is more important than individual will
All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission
Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor
Shut up, be happy
Obey all orders without question
The comfort you demanded is no mandatory
Be happy, at last everything is done for you