Minichan

surprisingly, for a boy named stinky, his anus smelled of the sweetest perfume. this was likely due to his habit of filling it with delicious lemon pudding. one day while full to the brim, stinky decided to take a nice long walk down to ps 118 to see if he couldn't pinch his lemony load in the sink of the girls bathroom. the thought of this full him with glee. just the hint of the idea of a girl breathing in the vapors of his bunghole butter made his toes curl with unearthly delight. unfortunately, while passing the boarding house, something pink and soft darted out between his legs! it was arnold's pig, abner. his sudden appearance caused stinky to trip. as he fell, the smallest trickle of lemon pudding escaped from his pearly pink shitcave. abner smelled it at once and immediately began to rummage through stinky's cavern of carnal pleasures. feeling abners snout fully lodged in his anus, stinky had a brilliant idea. he bit onto the concrete and squeezed his anus as hard as he could. shit and lemon pudding went through abners system so fast that he shot tiny diamonds of pig shit all over the neighbor hood. an especially sloppy loaf struck a nearbye window, hitting my kokashka on the foreskin. his wife later got an infected from the anal sex that ensued and sued stinky for 5000 dollars.he lost his house and had to resort to turning tricks on the street just to keep the bank from taking his lemon pudding, his delicious lemon pudding. and yes, the whole situation really bites.

Wouldn't it have been funny if, instead of breaking Cupcake's hand trying to grab a cellphone, you broke her hand trying to get the hot dog she was holding?

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
If I was really fat and all my drama was food related?

"Guys, Cupcake fucking ate my last chip out of my chip bag. I am having an emotional break down"

unlimited hotdogs?