Topic: ITT: Socially awkward moments
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,794
> On bus
> Guy sits next to me
> I Smile, he says hello.
> I didn't say hello back.
> Lol suddenly wtf guy starts a fit with bus driver
> Douchebag calls drivers manager.
> Not_dealing_with_this. Get up to go on next bus
> Bus driver starts driving bus
> I land on guys lap, wtfnonono
> Say sorry
> Get off bus and run away. Really fast..
> Guy sits next to me
> I Smile, he says hello.
> I didn't say hello back.
> Lol suddenly wtf guy starts a fit with bus driver
> Douchebag calls drivers manager.
> Not_dealing_with_this. Get up to go on next bus
> Bus driver starts driving bus
> I land on guys lap, wtfnonono
> Say sorry
> Get off bus and run away. Really fast..
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #51,396
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #51,398
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #51,399
One of my friends was a new CNA. She was changing a patient, and the smell of feces was so strong that she vomited all over the person she was cleaning.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #51,400
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #51,408
@51,399 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I wouldn't exactly call that a socially awkward moment. Awkward, yes, but socially awkward? It just sounds like a disaster. A very nauseating disaster.
I wouldn't exactly call that a socially awkward moment. Awkward, yes, but socially awkward? It just sounds like a disaster. A very nauseating disaster.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #51,410
@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
I felt so bad for her. You can't work in the healthcare field with a weak stomach.
I felt so bad for her. You can't work in the healthcare field with a weak stomach.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #51,472
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #51,481
> Sis visits me and my girlfriend> say our goodbyes and walk her out
> go into room and start with the baby making
> sis comes back in without making a noise
> "Sorry just came back in because I forgot my-"
> mfw
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #51,486
> sitting in class one day
> bored as fuck
> start zoning out
> "HELLO, EARTH TO DERPTARD"
> snap back to reality
> find out I'm looking at some girl's boobs while she's stretching
> look away, look away, look away, dixieland
> embarrassed for about a week or so
> bored as fuck
> start zoning out
> "HELLO, EARTH TO DERPTARD"
> snap back to reality
> find out I'm looking at some girl's boobs while she's stretching
> look away, look away, look away, dixieland
> embarrassed for about a week or so
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #51,491
@previous (G)
Once I went to Halloween Horror Nights with my mother and a group of her friends from work. There was a girl dressed as a dominatrix and she had impressive cleavage. I was so enthralled that I walk right into a fake column, face first in front of my everyone.
Once I went to Halloween Horror Nights with my mother and a group of her friends from work. There was a girl dressed as a dominatrix and she had impressive cleavage. I was so enthralled that I walk right into a fake column, face first in front of my everyone.
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ninamj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,029
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I was like 8 and had my hood over my face. Probably some stupid "do I have super cool Inuyasha powers?" type thing
I was like 8 and had my hood over my face. Probably some stupid "do I have super cool Inuyasha powers?" type thing
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,040
I told a friend he seemed happier after he divorced that "bitch" wife of his. Him- "yeah we are still married."
Not so much akward but this is the closest thing I have.
Not so much akward but this is the closest thing I have.
ninamj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,041
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,107
I have to explain several uncomfortable things to elderly residents such as: What two girls one cup is, The fact that certain CNA's do speak English but they just have thick accents, that we have no niggers working here, which websites can you go to to find porn, what do lesbians do together, no one is trying to poison you, and many more.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #52,109
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #52,448
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #52,454
@previous (L)
That's what happens when old people watch the news 24/7 or browse the internet. Some of them do.
That's what happens when old people watch the news 24/7 or browse the internet. Some of them do.
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #52,461
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totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #52,485
@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
An older resident name Ovie visited and was horrified and disgusted. I asked him what he saw, but he wouldn't tell me. He did ask what a pissblaster was, though.
An older resident name Ovie visited and was horrified and disgusted. I asked him what he saw, but he wouldn't tell me. He did ask what a pissblaster was, though.
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@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
I told him that some people use urine during their sexual practices, and that name references it.
I told him that some people use urine during their sexual practices, and that name references it.