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Topic: squeegee predicting the future

squeegee !first/o5zA started this discussion 13 years ago #27,814

ask me anything

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #414,413

In which year will the universal AOC drop to 12?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,415

@previous (B)
this is about predicting the future, bud, not discussing history.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,416

@OP

> ask me anything

What bra size does God wear. (Assume God is female)

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,419

@previous (C)
ok, i probably should have said ask me anything about the future. but to answer your question, in the future it is universally accepted by all that "God" was a creation of the human mind and was an idealized, super-sized and perfect version of ourselves that ultimately was dismissed as mythology. That being said, since God was perfect and idealized, he would have a perky C-cup to a nice full heaping cup of D. assuming God is a female.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,420

Will I become a millionaire in the next 5 years?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,421

@previous (B)
i don't know, who are you? Do you even have a business plan?

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,422

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I thought you said you could predict the future?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,424

@previous (B)
i can, but i didn't say i know the present.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,425

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
You suck.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,427

@OP
I need next week's Powerball™ numbers.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,428

@414,425 (B)
i can't tell you you'll be a millionaire in 5 years if i don't know who you are. T04str? yes. 3 actually.
he becomes the homosexual Joe Francis and launches a drunken guys on video franchise

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,429

@414,427 (D)
which lotto?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,432

Also, FYI, according to the future i'm going to be bored of this in about 10 minutes and will be playing video games, so, make those questions count.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,433

@414,429 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
All of them, if you please, sir.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,434

@previous (D)
don't you think that'd seem a little suspicious?

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,435

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Okay, whichever one you --think-- erm... know is best.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,437

> i'm going to be bored of this in about 10 minutes

You would fail as a God.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,439

@414,435 (D)
alright, 15 47 36 48 3 9 and 20. that's the big yankee one
but it's your funeral, you die on the way to buy the ticket.

Blue !XH9/4YtIvo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,440

Will John Titor ever return?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,441

When will fake anon lose his virginity?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #414,442

@414,440 (Blue !XH9/4YtIvo)
no, he was killed by time-police in 3021. he was breaking a lot of rules.

@previous (F)
i would hate to ruin the surprise for him, but let's just say in 15 years he'll be quite a happy man.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,493

Coke or Pepsi?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,505

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That is not something to be predicted!
@414,441 (F)
I'll field this one: no.
@OP
Will there be another large terrorist attack against a Western country? If so:
1) which country,
2) who will the perps be, and
3) what will be the response

Additionally: what will the lottery numbers for the Saturday's UK lotto be?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,510

@OP
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Will you prefer Coke or Pepsi in a week's time?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,515

@414,505 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
> Will there be another large terrorist attack against a Western country? If so:
> 1) which country,
> 2) who will the perps be, and
> 3) what will be the response

Actually, no. We finally win this thing in 2015. the war of terror will be over.

> Additionally: what will the lottery numbers for the Saturday's UK lotto be?

13 27 28 42 43 and 04 06

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,516

@414,510 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
coke. stock up now, it'll be worth it's weight in gold after the water shortages and droughts of the future.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,519

What will Walter be like in five years time?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,520

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lonely and depressed, but, beginning his transition to Tina. Hopefully, with time, he will feel one with his body and the healing can begin.
but his many encounters with men at local tranny bars will leave him feeling used and abandoned, which he finds thrilling

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,521

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Gosh, I hope things improve for him. But at least he's on his way to being where he wants to be.

What about Becky in five years?

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,525

When will us furfags control the secret world govfurment?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,526

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Whether you will or not all depends on if you consider beings with scales to be "furries"...

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,543

@414,521 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Becky will be a lawyer for the ACLU and married to a man named Hassan from "persia."

squeegee double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #414,544

@414,525 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Hard to say, but the first furry president will be sworn into office in 2031, after the assassination of our first gay, female, minority, foreign born president.
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