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Topic: Sometimes tax law is super sexy.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao started this discussion 13 years ago #27,672

"A person is entitled to treat cash and property received from a lover as gifts, as long as the relationship consists of something more than specific payments for specific sessions of sex."

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #413,141

Can you retards stop fawning over postmortem for like, 5 seconds, and pay attention to me for once? God.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,143

Fuck you all. I'm deleting this.

doctor superman md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,144

Mad

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,145

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,146

So this doesn't mean prostitution becomes legal if one were to take the prostitute out to dinner?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,147

@413,144 (doctor superman md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Just sad.

@413,145 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Thanks!

@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
No, it just deals with when gifts/payments are taxable as income!

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,148

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Technically, a hooker's income is taxable and must be reported to the IRS.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,151

@413,147 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Why are you sad, OP?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,154

What if it's a specific payment for general sessions of sex?

I can think of several girls I would not have dated were it not for the specific act of sex, as oppsed to, say, her company in general. And everything I put into the relationship (up to and including money given to them) was specifically intended to generate sessions of sex.
Thats legal. You know what's not? homo marriage

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #413,159

What about Judge Judy? Half of that stuff was about ex-lovers owing each other shit.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #413,175

bump

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #413,179

@413,159 (F)
This just deals with the tax consequences of money a lover gives you.

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #413,182

@413,154 (squeegee)
mmmhmmm
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