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Topic: Britain is now most powerful nation on Earth

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,629

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/britain-is-now-most-powerful-nation-on-earth-8326452.html
The empire is gone and we no longer rule the waves. But Britain is once again the most powerful nation on earth, according to a new survey, when it comes to "soft power". From Danny Boyle's inspiring Olympic opening ceremony, to 22 No 1 albums overseas, to Andy Murray's long hoped-for first Grand Slam title, Britain projects more positive influence around the world than any other nation.

For the first time, Britain has beaten the US to the top spot in an annual survey of global soft power. Coined by a Harvard academic in 1990, the term describes how countries use attraction and persuasion, rather than coercion or payment, to change behaviour.

Monocle magazine's annual "Global Soft Power" survey, published tomorrow, ranks nations according to their standard of government; diplomatic infrastructure; cultural output; capacity for education; and appeal to business.

The top five spots went to Britain, the US, Germany, France and Sweden. The list is calculated using a matrix of 50 factors that indicate the use of soft power. Some are empirical – such as the number of cultural missions, Olympic medals and foreign students a country can claim; others are more subjective – with countries ranked for the quality of their cuisine, architecture and business brands.

Tyler Brûlé, Monocle's editor-in-chief, said yesterday: "We're in a time, right now, where, more than ever, it's not particularly fashionable to go out and write massive cheques to get your way in the world. Armed conflict has never been less fashionable, and if you're able to effect change because you present yourself as an attractive nation to befriend and engage with, that can only be positive. It's about the rules of attraction and what makes a nation the most attractive in the room."

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #412,588

lol

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,589

Of course! We spread our culture goddamn everywhere back in the olden days, and many of the modern world's most successful nations are spin-offs of us.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,590

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Many of the modern world's most successful pedo islands, you mean.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,591

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
You are welcome for us starting up your nation, friend!

Some weren't sure it would work, but we got enough whities over there to make America into our most successful spin-off to date.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,592

@412,588 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Jelly? :3

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,593

@412,591 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
When America inevitably collapses we should retake our 13 colonies and provide healthcare and socialism for all!

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,594

@412,591 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
some of us were already here, and no thank you, yankee, go home.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,596

@412,593 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Hahaha, yes! Let's give them good comedies too!

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
But without our input, you simply would not be the nation that you are today! Nothing like it, in fact!

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,599

Soft power. Hmm. Accurately describes British penis.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,600

@412,596 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
we were doing just fine, thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,604

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States#Native_American_and_European_settlement
> The English settlements up and down the Atlantic coast were by far the most important in shaping the history of the United States.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,605

@412,599 (E)
I won't question your extensive knowledge in the field of penis.
@412,600 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
But we civilised you and gave you tea and shit. You would be nothing without us!

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,606

@412,604 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States#Native_American_and_European_settlement
> > The English settlements up and down the Atlantic coast were by far the most important in shaping the history of the United States, and singly, the worst thing to happen to the native american tribes in over 40 thousand years of settlement.

squeegee !first/o5zA double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,610

@412,605 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)

> But we civilised you and gave you tea and shit. You would be nothing without us!
gave us syphilis and attacked us with cavalry for 400 years until there were but a handful of natives left.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,613

@412,606 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
You're a native American?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,617

@412,591 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@412,593 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
lolno

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,628

@412,610 (squeegee !first/o5zA)

Should have learned to ride buffalo then shouldn't you

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,629

@412,613 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
according to my blood yes. and also the pertinent legal authorities and the tribal council or whatever say it's so.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,637

How many brown people has the UK killed recently compared to the US? It's not even a close question. America is #1 as usual, thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,639

@412,629 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
You're native? How much?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,644

@412,617 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Afraid so, chapette.

@412,637 (G)
Soft power isn't about blowing brown people up, it's about making them listen to your mediocre musicians. Cheers.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,647

@412,617 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
lolyes, and you'll like it. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,649

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
When Republicans criticise the NHS, it is, in fact, the same as when a boy calls a girl names because he secretly likes her. :3

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,650

@412,637 (G)
:')

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,651

@412,649 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes! They are infatuated with us but don't want to admit it. When we invade and give them healthcare we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators, I'm sure of it.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,653

Damn United Kingdom is so huge but of course this Map does NOT include the Falklands.

Current British land is is is is ....Not so much as it was in past.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,657

> Britain
> sucks so hard that they've gotten their arses kicked by almost every territory they expanded out to.
> today only good for laughing at for their attitudes of unwarranted self importance and childish unintelligible babbling

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,660

@previous (J)
Jealousy is a strong emotion, but it's okay, I'll help you get through this. I'm here for you!

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,661

@412,639 (H)
enough to be recognized and receive benefits from from my tribe. when we finally win our lawsuit against the government then i'll even get a payout. Right now the question is, "How much money will the US government remit to me as per their legal an binding treaty with my tribe."
you know how the US government had a history of signing treaties with indians, and then ignoring, or not honoring the agreement?
right, we still haven't forgot about that.

so here's what happened, my tribe got this land that was set up by the white man. the white man said, here, this is your land. make a sovereign nation here. and then later they found vast mineral reserves under the reservation, and the white man said, uh, wait a minute.
the white man said ok the indians own the land, but the white man controls the money derived from mining and oil drilling.
The white man set up a trust to hold the money for the indians. the white man said we needed them to handle our money, or we would waste it all away.
The white man then, of course, like white men do, stole all the money from the trust leaving it completely empty today.
The white man stole billions of dollars from that trust, and the tribe began legal proceedings a few years back.

apparently it's going well. the white man is now fighting the losing battle, and will have to settle themselves.

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Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,662

@412,660 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
How could one be jelly of a Splotch on the Map?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,663

@previous (Syntax)
I know, silly Americans and their sillyness!

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,664

@412,660 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
> only good for laughing at for their attitudes of unwarranted self importance
> attitudes of unwarranted self importance
> unwarranted self importance
Oi ther u go agen m8 ur bein rite bothursum now

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,673

@previous (J)
u avin a bubble bath there m8 ill fukin deck you in ya lil cunt u wanna go m8??

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,678

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
> childish unintelligible babble
Sorry. Trying to type like that makes me nauseous fairly quickly. We'll have to speak in civilized English, which we own now. Native Brit is too barbaric.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,684

@previous (J)
Correct English is too complicated and elegant for the average American, I'll give you that. Over the years we Brits have come to cope with our superior intelligence.

We can speak in Ebonics, if you'd prefer?

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,688

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Shakespeare broke all the rules of English and was deeply criticized for such.

Good thing won does not depend on English for solving math problems of a complex nature.

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,700

@412,684 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Can't read? I figured as much. Not many of you can, or perhaps you're just buttpained to the point of illiteracy.

I'm glad for the great ocean between us. It keeps you inbred, dentally-challenged yokels out of the land that Britain wishes it could've become.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,710

@previous (J)
Your post is just overflowing with delicious jealousy. :3

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,711

@previous (A)
Deflecting, of course. You've lost and you know it. America is number one, and you cannot change that, and it makes you seethe with jealous rage.

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,722

@412,661 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
That's generally 1/8 or 1/4, then; probably 1/4 or more.

I don't know how it is in America, but Canada's pretty inconsistent with natives, and it doesn't help that people abuse the benefits that are in place. The ditziest girl at one of my old high schools gets to go to uni for free because her father lied about how much native blood he has in order for her to receive those benefits. Just kinda pisses me off.

On the other hand, we don't exactly have a great track record with residential schools and cutoff lands. It's all just kinda weird with natives.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,733

@previous (H)
I am less than 10%, which isn't unusual. If it were 1/4 to be recognized by the tribe there would be, like, 100 indians or less. But you have to prove lineage, which is a snap, because my family was around when mineral rights and land were allotted and are among the original signers. So not everyone can vote or receive benefits. Gotta show the paper trail.

squeegee double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,735

@412,722 (H)
Oh, also in america its a tribe by tribe basis kinda thing. Some tribes got nothing and have no sovereignty. Some have casinos, some have oil. But the all have unique constitutions and treaties and whatnot with rules that don't apply outside that group.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,751

And of course Syntax brings up the Falklands and Shakespeare. There are other facts about Britain, you crazy old fool!

@412,657 (J)
It's okay, let is envelop you with our soft power. <3

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,834

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Other facts about Britain you say ....OK Cherry O to YOU yes YOU forking out ur bit for £36.1 million to keep the Queen in Tea n Crumpets for just one year.

Ya all opened up wallets to fork out for Queens 60 year celebration party n only a paltry £450

Canadians had this to say for forking out $7.5 million to mark QEII 60-year-reign.

"I just had to respond and let you know how ridiculous this whole monarchy business is. The newspaper quoted you with the 85-year old monarch’s “dedicated service to our country.” Dedicated service???? What a heap of absolute nonsense,” wrote one senior citizen. “Your government makes me so damned angry with your kowtowing to British monarchy that you keep shoving down our throats…when the majority of Canadians have very little interest in this most undemocratic of institutions that is in direct violation of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms.”

Syntax double-posted this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,835

Syntax triple-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,837

had to convert this image just for KL

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,841

@412,834 (Syntax)
@previous (Syntax)
And the Queen. The one other fact he knows about Britain. I'm starting to think that he can only see us through stereotypes.

You've done all of these arguments before, do something original!

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,842

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
LOL

Your Queen by your own admission is a Stereotype.

As to original? I thought my Splotch comment re this map n United Kingdom was original. In fact I just tested it on Google and sure nuff its Original

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,844

@previous (Syntax)
Uh, yes, of course the Queen is a stereotype. She's, you know, one of our main figureheads.

And your proof that we aren't powerful is the size of our country? Are you retarded?

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,848

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well you must admit via history that back when the Kingdom was raiding the Planet for resources from many many another part of the planet it was more powerhouse.

Now that its just an Island with Ireland and Falklands its not so much.

And keep in mind USA ain't exactly is top notch shape either. When I take pokes at n make fun of Englands hammer to Falklands - the same goes for USA and abuse of Native Americans as well as maybe Hawaii ain't exactly a proper use of land grabs way back when.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,851

Externally hosted imagehey look it's a proper circle wank!

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,854

click!

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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,856

I always thought the power structure was Israel most powerful, USA second. I'm not sure what's after that. China is trying to catch up but a lot of countries are powerful. Israel and USA just meddle in the affairs of everyone, though Israel likes to use America as a proxy so it's the USA doing it all.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,669

Bump.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,670

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,674

@638,669 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
So like your looking for me to say more about Ur country being a Splotch on the world map.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,680

@previous (Syntax)
Is Britain, in fact, a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,685

@412,606 (squeegee !first/o5zA)

There was that buffalo stampede that one time tbf

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,697

Plus their Sci-Fi is popular in the U.S. and Europe.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,704

@638,674 (Syntax)
Kill yourself

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,717

2.7 years later those are some shit examples in the OP
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