Topic: My dick kinda hurts

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 13 years ago #27,616

My urethra like throbs occasionally for some reason. What could it be??

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #412,475

@OP
Are you sexually active?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,476

@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
No.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,477

It's probably non-specific urethritis from too much sex. Stop having sex so often and the problem should subside. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,494

It feels better now. Thanks fora!

henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,507

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How did you fix it?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,598

heh heh heh too much sex??????????????????????????

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,601

Reptilian probes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,612

Fap it.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,615

Put a sparkler in your urethra.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,627

Tell me more about your dick @OP.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,630

@412,477 (C)
It is surprisingly not from too much sex.

@412,507 (henn the lord of cocks)
Fixed it by napping, thanks.

@412,601 (E)
Nothing has being inserted into my urethra, especially not reptilian probes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,631

@412,627 (G)
My dick is amazing. Thanks for asking!

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,632

@412,630 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> It is surprisingly not from too much sex.
Well sex still serves to exacerbate your symptoms - you should try going a day without sex, if at all possible!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,634

@previous (C)
Going without sex for a day is unfortunately not possible. Are there any other solutions?

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,636

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you can go without sex for at least 6 hours you should notice improvement. If you have to physically fight back women in order to do this, so be it. It's for your health, after all.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,638

@previous (C)
I am a gentleman and gentlemen don't fight women, so I can't do that.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,640

@412,630 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> he doesn't entertain the possibility of reptilian probes
Are you retarded? Serious question.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,642

@previous (E)
No. Are you retarded?

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,643

@412,638 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're a Jew; suppressing women should come naturally.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,645

@previous (C)
Racist, thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,646

@412,642 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes.

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