Topic: Should I buy a fleshlight?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #276
On my way home from work tonight, should I stop at the sex shop and buy a fleshlight? Or something else (better)?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #5,160
Go for it. Who's stopping you?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,166
@previous (B)
Cost, insecurity about letting people see me buy it, a feeling that I've accepted defeat and admitted to myself that I'll never have sex, fear that it won't work and I'll have just thrown away money...
Cost, insecurity about letting people see me buy it, a feeling that I've accepted defeat and admitted to myself that I'll never have sex, fear that it won't work and I'll have just thrown away money...
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,167
Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,179
@previous (C)
> Make a fifi. Google it, it's used in prisons and easy tamake.
LOLOL Did you mean that LOLOL
> Make a fifi. Google it, it's used in prisons and easy tamake.
LOLOL Did you mean that LOLOL
Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,183
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,187
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,197
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,199
Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,204
@5,187 (A)
I used to prank call them daily for like 2 years literally, and they were chill as fuck. There's only a few people that work the phone lines.
I used to prank call them daily for like 2 years literally, and they were chill as fuck. There's only a few people that work the phone lines.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,294
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,129
As it turns out, I regret purchasing a sex toy. Couldn't cum with it. Hurt my dick; felt like the skin was getting torn off when I tried using it.
Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,131
Will somebody explain to me what a "flesh light" is?Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,132
@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
It's a sex toy shaped like a flashlight. The inside is lined with latex/silicone like substance. You put your dick in it and then use it to jack off.
It's a sex toy shaped like a flashlight. The inside is lined with latex/silicone like substance. You put your dick in it and then use it to jack off.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,137
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I used lube. It still hurt like hell.
I used lube. It still hurt like hell.
Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,144
Oook. Perhaps I shouldn't of asked. But thanks for your, premumably, honest answer. I Don't think I have need of one of those.Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #6,175
Stowaway to Southeast Asia and take the money for your fleshlight with you. You can buy a "wife" there for half that.