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Topic: I almost went to jail yesterday.

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs started this discussion 13 years ago #27,592

I'm driving around my friend's neighborhood with 2 other friends, so 3 people. We're looking at houses, and just kind of cruising along. Eventually we see a cop car, and then another, and another. We notice one is following us, not sirens on, just following, and then right when we arrive at my friend's house the sirens get turned on. 3 police officers come over, an aged man, in his 50's likely, a younger guy, likely not much older than me, and a younger girl. I'm asked for my driver's license and registration by the girl, she's really cunty and snatches them from me. They ask what I'm doing, and I told them we were looking at the houses, he asked why we'd be doing that, I said because they are nice houses. Then suddenly "Do you mind if we search your vehicle?" I said, "You do not have permission", and everyone is handcuffed, I actually didn't think we had anything, but just didn't feel like dealing with getting my car searched. Okay, so they get a warrant or whatever to search me after a while because apparently my car smelled like marijuana, and the city I live in is bullshit. So they seperate me from the 2 others, and I'm sitting alone in a police car. Okay, so they search my vehicle and find some pot, they said 2 bags, but it actually turned out to be such a small amount that I wasn't even charged. In the police car waiting to see if I'd go to jail he asked me all these leading questions "Why do you keep your marijuana underneath the center console?", "If your friend was asked who's pot it was, what would he say?" all in an attempt to get me to admit to it being mine or say it was someone else's. I just denied everything, and played dumb, which I actually was, I don't know who left pot in my car. I was told "I think you're lying", and "You look like a bad kid" like twice. But in the end, we were all free to go.

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #412,267

@OP
I hope you learned a lesson

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,269

Did you know that you can see the great Wordwall of Minichan from space?

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,271

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I've written longer.

@412,267 (henn the lord of cocks)
What, know what's in my car at all times?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,272

You have to admit, this post makes postmortem sound really badass. He outsmarted those stupid pigs easily.

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,278

@previous (D)
When he said "It smells like marijuana", I should have said "That's funny because it smells like bacon to me".

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,280

The only time I got pulled over was because of my VW Golf having an electrical problem (BIG FUCKING SURPRISE)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,281

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> has never left his parents house.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,282

@previous (squeegee)
I love you.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,289

@412,278 (postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs)
With a burn that good, you would definitely have started smelling bacon!

@412,281 (squeegee)
Ha ha, fucking get him!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,295

@412,281 (squeegee)
damlol

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #412,371

@412,282 (F)
@412,289 (D)
@previous (G)
His post is so fucking original and funny, amirite guize xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
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