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TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#412,063
@412,061 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
This. The whole thing could have been averted.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 38 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#412,064
hahahhahhahahhahha
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#412,067
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
You seem amused.
@412,063 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Did you know that fedoras were actually created to be emergency toilets? But they were hijacked by hipster culture and used as hats. For the longest time, everybody thought they were mere hats.
Fortunately, a famous scholar called Green recently discovered their true purpose after exhaustive research. He later posted photographic evidence to back up his theory.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#412,071
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Green truly is a scholar of the highest regard. His unwavering quest to determine the true purpose of fedoras shall never be forgotten.
I cannot wait to see where his scientific research takes him next. Godspeed, Green.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#412,072
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Word on the street is that his next piece of research will focus on tables. Specifically, their resistance to hammers.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#412,073
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Interesting! Is this exploratory research, or is he testing a hypothesis?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#412,078
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Apparently it's exploratory. Seeing that it's a whole new field of science, he felt that a hypothesis would be inappropriate.
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#412,080
@412,073 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs) @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Maybe he can help me with my research on room temperature superconductors. I hadn't considered a shat in fedora before today!
Will begin testing immediately.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#412,081
@412,078 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That is a sensible approach. I can see many revolutionary advances in various fields arising from Green's noble efforts. I sincerely hope he manages to secure the funding necessary to carry out such vital research.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#412,085