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Topic: my toilet overflowed

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 13 years ago #27,563

jesus fucking christ

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #412,051

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,052

If you chop the big turds up with a coat hanger before you flush you can prevent this problem all together. Also eat more fiber.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,053

it's clogged with fur

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,054

@OP

> jesus fucking christ

Were u flushing down some fur?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,055

I hope you find this instructional video helpful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_msLP2-qb0c

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,056

maintenance man fixed everything, never shitting again

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,057

this was a very traumatic experience

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,058

@412,054 (Syntax)
furst

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,059

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
yeah I was flushing down some fur actually, was trimming today

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,060

hahahhahhahahhahha

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,061

This is exactly why one should always have a fedora on hand.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,062

Externally hosted image@412,059 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,063

@412,061 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
This. The whole thing could have been averted.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 38 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,064

hahahhahhahahhahha

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #412,067

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
You seem amused.

@412,063 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Did you know that fedoras were actually created to be emergency toilets? But they were hijacked by hipster culture and used as hats. For the longest time, everybody thought they were mere hats.

Fortunately, a famous scholar called Green recently discovered their true purpose after exhaustive research. He later posted photographic evidence to back up his theory.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,071

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Green truly is a scholar of the highest regard. His unwavering quest to determine the true purpose of fedoras shall never be forgotten.

I cannot wait to see where his scientific research takes him next. Godspeed, Green.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,072

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Word on the street is that his next piece of research will focus on tables. Specifically, their resistance to hammers.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,073

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Interesting! Is this exploratory research, or is he testing a hypothesis?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,078

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Apparently it's exploratory. Seeing that it's a whole new field of science, he felt that a hypothesis would be inappropriate.

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,080

@412,073 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Maybe he can help me with my research on room temperature superconductors. I hadn't considered a shat in fedora before today!

Will begin testing immediately.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,081

@412,078 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That is a sensible approach. I can see many revolutionary advances in various fields arising from Green's noble efforts. I sincerely hope he manages to secure the funding necessary to carry out such vital research.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #412,085

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