Topic: I need a bunch of cliches and stupid things you would expect a dumb football coach to say

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao started this discussion 13 years ago #27,464

Things like:

- Giving it 110%
- Never leaving anything out on the field
- Dropped the ball
- Monday-morning quarterback
- Best defense is a good offense

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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #411,099

pain is weakness leaving the body

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #411,102

Take a knee
YOU'VE GOT HANDS LIKE A SEAL

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Harley !bl2QuinnOY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #411,103

Dangit bobby

Born this Way joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #411,106

You play to win the game
It is what it is

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,124

- Drop your pants

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,126

I can't go looking right now, but the series Coach might provide a wealth of material. YouTube might have some 'best moments' clips or something.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,134

@411,124 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
This isn't Penn State.

henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 36 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,136

Hit the showers

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,137

hustle up

good going kid

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,138

- Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,139

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Wow, now that's motivational. *tear*

Anonymous H double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,140

Also none of these things my rugby coach ever said to me. And he said some dumb shit. You're all doing terrible. Thanks.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,376

Thanks guys, more please!

@previous (H)
No one cares about rugby, beta faggot.

!KThEOwLwbU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,402

@411,140 (H)

tostr

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,413

@411,376 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
> beta faggot
Rugby is American ~~football~~ handegg minus all the padding and protective gear.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,414

@previous (H)
lolthis

American "Football" is Rugby with protection.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,427

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
yes, its to protect the heteros from teh gays

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,429

@previous (J)
Is this a major problem in American football?

Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,433

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
yes, its alright to touch other mens butts in football, so there is a large number of aggressive gay players

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #411,631

The Truth !XRJSgJUbuM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #411,639

When things are going bad, Make an obscure reference to an NFL game from 1975 when some team came back from a 4 touchdown disadvantage (which would most likely had never happened.)

Minichan