Topic: FAO: Cupcake II

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,450

Please, we beg you to hook up with someone quickly. Propose marriage to them and go to Vegas for a quickly wedding.

We just have had enough of postmortem and his whiny break up drama.

Minichaners will chip in and by the two of you a wedding gift.

(Edited 6 minutes later by a moderator.)

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #410,910

Look, if Cupcake can find someone she likes more than me she should go for it, she should be happy as she can be after all. But I wouldn't encourage to rush into things.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,911

@previous (postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs)
Cupcake would have to be the dumbest girl on the planet, if she cannot find someone more worthy they you are.

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,913

@previous (C)
She dated me for well over a year, clearly I did something right

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,914

@previous (postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs)
You mean you kept her trapped in fear for a year.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,915

I wonder when postmortem figures out he is being baited and milked.

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,917

@previous (E)
I am drinking milk.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,918

> by the two of you a wedding gift

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,925

> She dated me for well over a year, clearly I did something right

One year and 30+ Breakups.

postmortem please add up the actual number of days, the two of you were actually in a relationship.

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,927

@previous (A)
probably like a year and a half give or take.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,936

@previous (postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs)

Let me do the math for you. 1.5 years = 78 weeks. Divide that by a minimum of 30 break ups that last at least one week each.

78/30 = 2.6 weeks.

Now please correct this number because you broke up with Cupcake more then 30 times and were with her less then 1.5 years.

Take you time with this simple math problem. I hope your math skills are better then your relationship skills.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,942

@previous (C)
But if there's been 30 breakups, that means he wasn't in one relationship but 30. Which gives him the highest count on MC.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,948

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol
Except a lot of worthless relationships.

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #410,957

@410,936 (C)
Not all of the break ups were a week long. And there weren't 30.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #410,959

@previous (postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs)
You said you broke up with her more then 20 times.

So the number is between 21 and 29.

The number now has increased from 2.6 weeks to what? 5 weeks total?

postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs replied with this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #410,960

@previous (A)
Most break ups lasted maybe 2 or 3 days. Only like 3 lasted more than a week.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #410,966

@410,959 (A)
29, almost 30?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #410,967

@410,960 (postmortem !nZ1lBgbHQs)
http://minichan.org/topic/21090

http://minichan.org/topic/19953

http://minichan.org/topic/18202

http://minichan.org/topic/15624

http://www.tinychan.org/topic/19016

http://minichan.org/topic/21090

http://minichan.org/topic/23865

Pages and Pages of your breakups. Everyone you say is permanent this time. All compared to the others are more then three days.

I have spent enough time on this math project.

Why not spend some time reading back on what you have written over the last 1.3 years. I cannot locate you and cupcake beyond 1.3 years. 26 break ups over a 1.3 year period and not one in a simple search indicates the break ups were only 3 days.

Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,995

lol