Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#27,419
a hornet got stuck deep in my urethra 28 hours ago (not telling how) and it stung the inside of my penis a few times. i can't pee because the bee is still in my penis and the skin is swollen. only a few drops of blood are coming out. my penis is kind of blue and purple and ive been pulling bee parts out of my cock for most of the day, and its extremely painful. im too embarrassed to go to the hospital. what should i do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later[^][v]#410,503
Go to the hospital, fool. Seek professional assistance.
Even if the story of how is embarrassing.
Or you could always just ask an anonymous message board.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#410,504
Ask becky for advice, she always has sand in her vagina so knows a bit about this sort of thing.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#410,507
That's weird. Nothing on google for copypasta.
But asking here instead of seeing a doctor is strange.
But then again if he lives in America, he might have no health insurance like me.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#410,510
> hornet
Oh, okay.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 20 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#410,731
update from hospital: I got more of the bee out with tweezers but I wanted to try something else before going to the doctor, ie jacking off and seeing if that did anything.
it was really difficult to get hard because of the pain, but i smoked a bowl so it would hurt less. (happy 4/20 btw)
it took about an hour and a half to reach some sort of orgasm, and instead of precum a little dribble of blood came out, then some bee parts, and then a really small amount of bloody semen.
when i sobered up the pain was unbearable, and i finally went to the doctor. he says it's mostly still in there and i might have permanently ruined my penis. he also says i have a serious infection now but im on a cathoder so i can empty my bladder. it has to be surgically removed tonight.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#410,733
@410,504 (C)
Are you one of the people that she's dominated? lol
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#410,734