Topic: I have a pee test in an hour
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,399
I just peed in the shower. Drinking water now but it's disgusting and I don't think it'll be processed fast enough :(
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #410,229
Surprise them: When they give you the little cup, give them a stool sample instead.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,231
@previous (B)
I try not to be Matt.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,249
success fora
i peed in a bottle
the doctor kept asking all these questions :(
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,251
@previous (A)
Did he ask you about Minecraft?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #410,261
@previous (B)
no because i am not autistic
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #410,264
@previous (A)
Talk to me about this pee test. It seems like it worried you in some way. Why was that?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,289
> I just peed in the shower. Drinking water now but it's disgusting
Peeing in the shower isn't disgusting to you, but drinking clean water is?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,296
@410,229 (B)
You're not being surprising enough. Bring one from home, safely contained inside a fedora.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,299
@410,289 (C)
Everyone pees in the shower. And water isn't disgusting, it just tastes that way when you're drinking as much of it as you can.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,300
@previous (A)
> Everyone pees in the shower.
No, they really don't.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,326
@410,289 (C)
You wont hurt yourself by peeing in the shower. Its sterile, and flows down the drain
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,327
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I do it all the time, but it's unrefined.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,330
@410,326 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
@previous (C)
I just don't want to be wading around in my own piss.
And, you know, there's something that's purpose-built to deal with piss not too bloody far away.
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