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Topic: Ricin mail guy is a celebrity impersonator

kook !!32zdfdzi+ started this discussion 13 years ago #27,387

On Wednesday evening, the FBI arrested a Mississippi man, Paul Kevin Curtis, on suspicion of sending letters filled with the poison ricin to Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.), President Obama, and a local judge. If guilty, Curtis didn't cover his tracks very well. The arrest was based on information gathered "very early on," an official tells The New York Times. Presumably that information includes Curtis' use of his actual initials, KC, in the letter.

Curtis, as it turns out, is something of a celebrity impersonator hobbyist, and if the above video is any indication, he is not only pretty terrible at it, he's also kinda creepy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZBpJy_VUFBM# [play]! Him a doing Prince

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CYJaUkqAg4I [play] Him doing Elvis

https://twitter.com/terrymoran/status/324532498770059264

http://theweek.com/article/index/242946/the-elvis-impersonator-arrested-for-the-ricin-letters#

But Elvis impersonations aren't Curtis' only passion. According to several posts online, and a book he was shopping around, Curtis is convinced that he stumbled upon a massive, secret organ-harvesting network while performing janitorial services at a local Mississippi hospital. Many of the missives in which he details his grisly discovery in the hospital morgue, and the fallout when he tried to report it, end with a variant of the same sign-off, "This is Kevin Curtis and I approve...," says Chris Geidner at BuzzFeed. And less than 20 hours before he was arrested, he revisited the organ-harvesting allegation on Facebook:

I'm on the hidden front lines of a secret war. A war that is making Billions of dollars for corrupt mafia related organizations and people. (bone, tissue, organ, body parts harvesting black market) when we lay our loved ones to rest....we hope and pray their bodies are not violated but I am here to tell you, as long as the bone, tissue & organ harvesting indu$try is NOT REGULATED....on any level(s) whether it be local, state, federal or national...........your loved ones body parts are NOT $AFE. It's not fun for me to be the Me$$enger here. It was not fun in 1999 when I made accidental discovery and became a "Person of interest".

My mother wants me to SHUT UP. My brothers fear me. My sister hates me. My cousins have hostility towards me (they work in healthcare) I have lost most of my friends. I have spent more than $130,000.00 on legal fee's in 13.5 yrs. They burned down my home, killed my dogs, my cat, my rabbit, blew up my 1966 Plymouth Valent. They destroyed my marriage, they distracted my career, they stalked, they trolled, they came in to my home, took my computers, had me arrested 22 times and guess what? I am still a thorn in their corrupt anals! I will remain here until Jesus Christ decides its time for me to go. [Facebook, via BuzzFeed]

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #410,108

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,109

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,110

What the fuck is going on?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,111

@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
Obama and some senators got poisoned letters in the mail.

henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,112

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
What an idiot.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #410,113

@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
Yeah they said that he didnt bother to cover his tracks and signed it with his real first name.
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