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dick cheese
A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
dick cheese
bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.
also known as smegma
wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese
dick cheese
a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#410,116
@previous (C)
Clumps of smegma are fucking nasty. But if you can get an uncut cock that's gone just long enough to have the smell without clumpy cheese curds, it can be pretty damn hot.
Rogi !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#410,118
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#410,634
@410,118 (Rogi !tiQBrOS.jo)
Give me a break. People eat cheese and wine, beer, yogurt and all manner of things with funky little microbes and decaying cells inside. One day, dick cheese will be a delicacy.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#410,636
He's very entertaining
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#410,638
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#410,693
@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
lol I know. I've seen that and much worse at work
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#410,754
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
What is the worst thing you've ever seen at work, in general?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#410,772
@410,646 (H)
Does drinking cow's milk make me a zoophile?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#410,825
@410,754 (H)
I've seen someones legs that were eaten by fire ants, I've seen someone projectile vomit feces, I've seen many bed sores with exposed bones, I had a lady break a vein in her head and bleed out all over me.
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#410,827
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Goddamn. Do things like those even effect you anymore, or have you grown used to them?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#410,831
@previous (H)
they've never really affected me. I dont ever gag, or run out of a room.