Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,783
Proper etiquette is to fax him a request for proposal.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,784
Is this a IRL friend, and/or would the request be IRL?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,785
@previous (D)
IRL friend, yes. Request could be in any manner deemed appropriate.
@409,781 (henn the lord of cocks)
I appreciate the bluntness, but isn't some explanation required?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,787
@409,783 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
This. Faxing is the epitome of discretion and politeness.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,789
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Syntax claims to have invented the fax when he needed a secure, discreet way to challenge Emperor Akihito to an all night breakdancing bet.
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,790
@409,785 (A)
Tell him why you want to see his dick. That's a good enough explanation.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,791
@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
Because I think it's ridiculously huge. Is that a reasonable explanation?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,792
@previous (A)
What if there's a one inch chode and a rolled up sock inside his underwear?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,794
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He's a 6'8" gay man who thinks 7" is a normal-sized dick. This isn't possible.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,795
@409,789 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Was this around the time he was advising the Afghans on how to beat the Soviets?
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,796
@409,785 (A)
Okay. I honestly don't think there's any way you can request to see a guy's dick and it'll be seen by him in a platonic fashion, he'd probably just think you're shy or obfuscating your intentions.
Anonymous D double-posted this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,797
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,803
@previous (D)
I mean like a normal white, redneck American.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,804
@409,795 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes! In fact, it was after Mikhail Gorbachev lost a tango dancing bet with Syntax in the Kremlin ballroom that he was forced to surrender and retreat.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,818
Have you seen it before?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,819
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
No. I think that's the point.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,821
@previous (A)
You said that you know that its huge. How do you know?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,823
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
He's a 6'8" gay man who thinks 7" is a normal-sized dick.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,834
@previous (A)
Oh, so he's mentioned his penis size?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,837
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
He has said it's big. He hasn't given me a size. I'm just curious.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,838
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,846
@previous (D)
He's a gay man, I'm a straight woman. We talk about dick sometimes.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#409,849
@previous (A)
I would say something like, I heard that people with big feet also have big penises. Is that true? After he answers say, your feet are huge do you have a big penis? Can I see it?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#409,853
@409,846 (A)
how could it be anything other than platonic if he's gay
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#409,854
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#409,856
@previous (A)
then just ask him
it will be platonic
i hate using this word because i doubt plato asked people to show him their dicks
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#409,874
@409,794 (A)
7" is a normal sized dick though, maybe a bit above average. But why don't you just ask him how big his dick is, and then ask him to prove it?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#409,875
@409,856 (G)
you don't know much about Greeks then.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#409,885
@409,846 (A) > He's a gay man, I'm a straight woman. We talk about dick sometimes.
What do you have to lose/ Just be honest about being curious. Now if it rises to the occasion then what you going to do?
That was kidding i mean the rise part but you are not going to see what you want to see if he shows it to you - Unless you find a way to get it to rise one way or other.
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#409,886
"show me your dick, faggot. thanks."
Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#409,963
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#410,373
@409,963 (Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6)
But he's a faggot. He could reply with something like "Sure, but if it's bigger than yours you have to suck it and call me daddy."