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Topic: Is there a polite way to ask a guy to see his dick platonically?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,368

A male friend of mine. I have no sexual interest in it, but I do want to see it. What to say?

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #409,781

@OP
'Can I see yo dick'

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,783

Proper etiquette is to fax him a request for proposal.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,784

Is this a IRL friend, and/or would the request be IRL?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,785

@previous (D)
IRL friend, yes. Request could be in any manner deemed appropriate.

@409,781 (henn the lord of cocks)
I appreciate the bluntness, but isn't some explanation required?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,787

@409,783 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
This. Faxing is the epitome of discretion and politeness.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,789

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Syntax claims to have invented the fax when he needed a secure, discreet way to challenge Emperor Akihito to an all night breakdancing bet.

henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,790

@409,785 (A)
Tell him why you want to see his dick. That's a good enough explanation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,791

@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
Because I think it's ridiculously huge. Is that a reasonable explanation?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,792

@previous (A)
What if there's a one inch chode and a rolled up sock inside his underwear?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,794

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He's a 6'8" gay man who thinks 7" is a normal-sized dick. This isn't possible.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,795

@409,789 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Was this around the time he was advising the Afghans on how to beat the Soviets?

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,796

@409,785 (A)
Okay. I honestly don't think there's any way you can request to see a guy's dick and it'll be seen by him in a platonic fashion, he'd probably just think you're shy or obfuscating your intentions.

Anonymous D double-posted this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,797

@409,794 (A)
Is he black?

If he's gay you might as well just outright ask him and say it's platonic.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,798

@previous (D)
No.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,799

@previous (A)
Are you sure?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 22 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,800

@previous (D)
He looks white.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,801

@previous (A)
So did Michael Jackson.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,803

@previous (D)
I mean like a normal white, redneck American.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,804

@409,795 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes! In fact, it was after Mikhail Gorbachev lost a tango dancing bet with Syntax in the Kremlin ballroom that he was forced to surrender and retreat.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,818

Have you seen it before?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,819

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
No. I think that's the point.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,821

@previous (A)
You said that you know that its huge. How do you know?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,823

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
He's a 6'8" gay man who thinks 7" is a normal-sized dick.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,834

@previous (A)
Oh, so he's mentioned his penis size?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,837

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
He has said it's big. He hasn't given me a size. I'm just curious.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,838

@previous (A)
Well, are you a woman?

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,843

@409,837 (A)
How did that come up?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,846

@previous (D)
He's a gay man, I'm a straight woman. We talk about dick sometimes.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,849

@previous (A)
I would say something like, I heard that people with big feet also have big penises. Is that true? After he answers say, your feet are huge do you have a big penis? Can I see it?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #409,853

@409,846 (A)
how could it be anything other than platonic if he's gay

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #409,854

@previous (G)
This has been my point.

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #409,856

@previous (A)
then just ask him
it will be platonic
i hate using this word because i doubt plato asked people to show him their dicks

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,874

@409,794 (A)
7" is a normal sized dick though, maybe a bit above average. But why don't you just ask him how big his dick is, and then ask him to prove it?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,875

@409,856 (G)
you don't know much about Greeks then.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,885

@409,846 (A)
> He's a gay man, I'm a straight woman. We talk about dick sometimes.

What do you have to lose/ Just be honest about being curious. Now if it rises to the occasion then what you going to do?

That was kidding i mean the rise part but you are not going to see what you want to see if he shows it to you - Unless you find a way to get it to rise one way or other.

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,886

"show me your dick, faggot. thanks."

Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,963

@previous (I)

> "show me your dick, faggot. thanks."

This. Don't be shy hes a fucking faggot for christ sake!

Rogi !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,097

Now I am sad because nobody asks to see my dick.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,099

@previous (Rogi !tiQBrOS.jo)
Can I see your dick?

Rogi !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,100

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Only if there's platonic intentions, obviously.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,101

@previous (Rogi !tiQBrOS.jo)
It'll be platonic to the max

Rogi !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #410,103

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Hawt2damax

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #410,373

@409,963 (Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6)
But he's a faggot. He could reply with something like "Sure, but if it's bigger than yours you have to suck it and call me daddy."
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