Topic: What would you do if you woke up and were 3" shorter?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,333

And were smaller all over proportionally too.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #409,285

I would be sad cause I'd have to buy all new clothes. Also I'd an hero because I would be 3" below average height.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,286

I'd say "shit".

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,287

why does this same topic crop up every few months
why do people think being a few inches shorter is a problem

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,288

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,289

get laid like I always do

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,305

shortstop kill yourself

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,308

@409,287 (D)
oh okay

so can I have an inch or two from you? You know, since it's a non-issue.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,370

An hero immediately.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,417

Go on a killing spree and specifically target people my old height and taller.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,419

I'm already quite short so I would be sad!

Anonymous K double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,421

@409,289 (F)
I have reason to believe this is, in fact, not true!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,422

@previous (K)
I have reason to believe that you should shut the fuck up thanks.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,460

I'd be fucking short!

Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,462

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
How tall are you?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,463

@previous (K)
Like five feet, five inches

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,489

@409,419 (K)
How tall are you?

Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,491

@previous (E)
Only a few inches taller than kook is.

How tall are you?

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Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,492

@previous (K)
5'0"

Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,499

@previous (E)
About the same height as my mum.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,502

@previous (K)
Maybe I am your mum.

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