Topic: I am sad.
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 started this discussion 13 years ago #27,325
It happened again. I'm depressed about other stuff as well, I'm being ignored and I'm losing my mind over it. I really feel as if I'm about to explode, I don't like what dark places my mind goes to when I'm depressed. I'm so down already that having to go out of my way to prove myself to Cupcake is going to take a toll on me, it's never fun trying to win her over, it just makes me sad that I have to do that. I'll be making lots of milkshakes, and writing lots of letters now though.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #409,108
gay
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,110
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I wish this didn't happen so often. Really though, I'm more depressed than usual. I'm not in a good place right now.
I wish this didn't happen so often. Really though, I'm more depressed than usual. I'm not in a good place right now.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,112
The fact you're sad somehow brightens my day. Thanks for that.
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,114
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,117
lol
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,120
Do you ever talk with her about this?
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,121
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,122
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,124
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,125
I come home from work, and I am tired. I go into my bedroom to watch some TV and play video games. I was shocked when I saw Cupcake completely naked. I asked: what if Postmortem found out? She responded: he is too beta to do anything about it. I then hear muffled, almost girl-like screams from the closet. I open the marble door to my closet and I find a Postmortem, bound in uncomfortable rope, with an expertly-crafted black dildo, made from a flesh-like polymer and molded to the shape of Bob Sapp's infamous genitals, shoved down his throat. It's time, Cupcake uttered while grabbing my above-average, proportionate penis.
Her hand is coated in an erotic-smelling oil. Must've been expensive, I thought. Oh well, I don't give a fuck. I make over 100 grand a year. Anyway, she quickly brings me to near-climax. No-no-no, she said while pointing to her vagina. I knew what had to be done. I put on my robe and wizard hat. Cast an orgasm upon me, she moaned. I slowly insert my penis into her vagina. As I bring it out, I see a couple drips of blood on it. So she WAS a virgin, I comment. I bring it back in, with a bit more haste. I have reached my limit, and the inner walls of her vagina are immediately coated in my semen. I lie down to sleep, but then I hear sobbing coming from my closet.
I had almost forgot about the little hostage. I go to him to take the dildo out, but then I am interrupted by the sound of the doorbell. I rush to the basement, with only a topsheet to hide my huge penis, and answer the door. It is Postmortem's mother. She is dressed in bondage and is completely bottomless. Doesn't she know that everyone can see her dick? Anyway, she then requests I give her Postmortem back. Apparently, he sought refuge in my mansion and was caught by his ex-girlfriend Cupcake. I tell his mother that I will be right back because I hate refugees because they are always from Somalia. I put the leash on his collar and return her little pet to her. I ask her when she got the penis. She says that she got it yesterday from the Michigan Womyn's Festival after castrating a non-passing transwoman. Postmortem, covered in tears, begins to whimper, knowing that his anus will be stretched to hell by her brand new 12-inch penis. He may never be able to live without diapers again.
Her hand is coated in an erotic-smelling oil. Must've been expensive, I thought. Oh well, I don't give a fuck. I make over 100 grand a year. Anyway, she quickly brings me to near-climax. No-no-no, she said while pointing to her vagina. I knew what had to be done. I put on my robe and wizard hat. Cast an orgasm upon me, she moaned. I slowly insert my penis into her vagina. As I bring it out, I see a couple drips of blood on it. So she WAS a virgin, I comment. I bring it back in, with a bit more haste. I have reached my limit, and the inner walls of her vagina are immediately coated in my semen. I lie down to sleep, but then I hear sobbing coming from my closet.
I had almost forgot about the little hostage. I go to him to take the dildo out, but then I am interrupted by the sound of the doorbell. I rush to the basement, with only a topsheet to hide my huge penis, and answer the door. It is Postmortem's mother. She is dressed in bondage and is completely bottomless. Doesn't she know that everyone can see her dick? Anyway, she then requests I give her Postmortem back. Apparently, he sought refuge in my mansion and was caught by his ex-girlfriend Cupcake. I tell his mother that I will be right back because I hate refugees because they are always from Somalia. I put the leash on his collar and return her little pet to her. I ask her when she got the penis. She says that she got it yesterday from the Michigan Womyn's Festival after castrating a non-passing transwoman. Postmortem, covered in tears, begins to whimper, knowing that his anus will be stretched to hell by her brand new 12-inch penis. He may never be able to live without diapers again.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,126
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,127
It may be a stretch but you deserve better than someone like her
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,129
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,131
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Speaking of BDSM, can you believe the size of the strap-on that Cupcake uses to anally penetrate the OP?
Speaking of BDSM, can you believe the size of the strap-on that Cupcake uses to anally penetrate the OP?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #409,135
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #409,189
pray the rosary
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,216
postmortemLook at this Photo. It is designed to keep on take a kicking which is wot its designed4
R U Such?
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,230
@409,122 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
It's my fault she breaks up with me because I am mean or I do something wrong otherwise.
It's my fault she breaks up with me because I am mean or I do something wrong otherwise.
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,232
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,236
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,279
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
No, I don't think she is. I think I must deserve everything she says to me or does to me. I wish I was a better person.
No, I don't think she is. I think I must deserve everything she says to me or does to me. I wish I was a better person.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,281
@409,236 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Why do you say that? postmortem sounds like a cunt. I mean, I agree that she's dumb for coming back to him.
Why do you say that? postmortem sounds like a cunt. I mean, I agree that she's dumb for coming back to him.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,282
Anonymous L double-posted this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,283
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,284
@409,279 (postmortem !kE6TIGkF36)
That's such an unhealthy way to view your relationship. I don't know why you guys keep getting back together only to have a huge fight and break up again 6 weeks later. High school romances are so stupid.
That's such an unhealthy way to view your relationship. I don't know why you guys keep getting back together only to have a huge fight and break up again 6 weeks later. High school romances are so stupid.
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,291
@409,281 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
You sound like a cunt. The only thing you know about my relationship with Cupcake is what I tell you, the only thing you know about me is what I tell you. Am I the best boyfriend, or person in the world? No, probably not. But I love Cupcake, and I would give my life for her, I'd do anything for her. She means everything to me, and it breaks my heart when I make her upset. I admit that I'm a tad melodramatic at times, but sometimes I just get so worked up that I don't know how to handle it.
You sound like a cunt. The only thing you know about my relationship with Cupcake is what I tell you, the only thing you know about me is what I tell you. Am I the best boyfriend, or person in the world? No, probably not. But I love Cupcake, and I would give my life for her, I'd do anything for her. She means everything to me, and it breaks my heart when I make her upset. I admit that I'm a tad melodramatic at times, but sometimes I just get so worked up that I don't know how to handle it.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,315
@409,279 (postmortem !kE6TIGkF36)
Stop being so fucking beta.
@409,282 (L)
I don't know why, but I always feel compelled to write a story where Postmortem is violently cuckolded by Cupcake.
@409,284 (D)
I remember my first romance lasting somewhere between 1-2 years.
Stop being so fucking beta.
@409,282 (L)
I don't know why, but I always feel compelled to write a story where Postmortem is violently cuckolded by Cupcake.
@409,284 (D)
I remember my first romance lasting somewhere between 1-2 years.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,326
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,328
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
His posts have a really weird tone to them. I do think he's NPD. Everything is about him, and I don't trust his version of events especially since he's lied to us before about things Cupcake says/does. Baww stabbing myself baww. Cupcake so mean baww. brb she's a bitch going out with another girl. Omg gonna kill self if she doesn't come back to me.
His posts have a really weird tone to them. I do think he's NPD. Everything is about him, and I don't trust his version of events especially since he's lied to us before about things Cupcake says/does. Baww stabbing myself baww. Cupcake so mean baww. brb she's a bitch going out with another girl. Omg gonna kill self if she doesn't come back to me.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 36 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,329
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao triple-posted this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,330
@409,291 (postmortem !kE6TIGkF36)
Yes, all I know are the lies you tell, you NPD freak. Go suck some dick, your lips were made for it.
Yes, all I know are the lies you tell, you NPD freak. Go suck some dick, your lips were made for it.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,334
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,335
@409,328 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
It seems like she's trying to force him to break up with her, because she's scared of his reactions. I've seen this before.
It seems like she's trying to force him to break up with her, because she's scared of his reactions. I've seen this before.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,336
@409,334 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
No he baleeted it because no one "understood" his humor, iirc.
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I think she's super insecure. I'm not saying she's not got issues, but just the kind of issues that draw people to relationships with narcissists. I don't see her as abusive at all and I hope she finds someone who can treat her better. He's probably bad in bed too.
No he baleeted it because no one "understood" his humor, iirc.
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I think she's super insecure. I'm not saying she's not got issues, but just the kind of issues that draw people to relationships with narcissists. I don't see her as abusive at all and I hope she finds someone who can treat her better. He's probably bad in bed too.
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,337
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Oh, I hate it when people are mean to dogs. Remember when we were talking about murder suicide? he basically confirmed that.
Oh, I hate it when people are mean to dogs. Remember when we were talking about murder suicide? he basically confirmed that.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,338
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Yes, but it will definitely be her fault, in his mind. It's hard to be so lonely and misunderstood.
Yes, but it will definitely be her fault, in his mind. It's hard to be so lonely and misunderstood.
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henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,349
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,387
@OP
Just do what I did after i got dumped and hit the bottle. it just works.
Just do what I did after i got dumped and hit the bottle. it just works.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,390
Perhaps Postmortem is going for the worlds record of make up brake up?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,392
henn the lady of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,400
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
At least he doesn't have to resort to fucking ugly fat women like you have to.
At least he doesn't have to resort to fucking ugly fat women like you have to.
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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,401
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,402
@409,330 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I'm really not lying here, I'm sad she left me. I even admitted that it was my fault. How is that NPD?
I'm really not lying here, I'm sad she left me. I even admitted that it was my fault. How is that NPD?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,403
henn the lady of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,404
@409,401 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Edited that reply for you so your nerdy beta brain could understand.
Edited that reply for you so your nerdy beta brain could understand.
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,405
@409,336 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I deleted it because there was such a volatile reaction to it that I assumed there must be something wrong.
I deleted it because there was such a volatile reaction to it that I assumed there must be something wrong.
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,406
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,415
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,426
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Yeah, for ugly fat fucks like you. Go hump your homemade fleshlight.
Yeah, for ugly fat fucks like you. Go hump your homemade fleshlight.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,427
@409,405 (postmortem !kE6TIGkF36)
So you have no idea why it might be bad to yell at a dog for no reason, but you understand that society thinks it's bad? That's a start!
So you have no idea why it might be bad to yell at a dog for no reason, but you understand that society thinks it's bad? That's a start!
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,428
@409,402 (postmortem !kE6TIGkF36)
Okay I found a very scientific test for you to take. http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/test/tq.php?kqid=29818&kq=7
Okay I found a very scientific test for you to take. http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/test/tq.php?kqid=29818&kq=7
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,429
you shouldn't yell at dogs, bro. that's not cool. dogs are man's best friend.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #409,430
@409,402 (postmortem !kE6TIGkF36)
Okay and here's something from Oprah's website http://www.oprah.com/relationships/The-Narcissistic-Personality-Inventory-Dr-Drew-Pinsky
Okay and here's something from Oprah's website http://www.oprah.com/relationships/The-Narcissistic-Personality-Inventory-Dr-Drew-Pinsky
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #409,483
postmortem !kE6TIGkF36 (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #409,597
@409,427 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I didn't physically hurt the dog, and my intention wasn't to abuse him. He is fine.
I didn't physically hurt the dog, and my intention wasn't to abuse him. He is fine.