Topic: The coolest guy on the Internet
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,238
Meet Pad Gardner who wants to be a feminine pad.Gardner knows more details about the history and dynamics of feminine products than many women do. He also fully supports women who use tampons and menstrual cups—whatever makes them feel more comfortable.
But for himself, Gardner seems to have made up his mind about his long-term goal: he wants to become an overnight pad, preferably Kotex because of their association with the color pink, his favorite. After that? He'll spend the rest of his existence as a disposed pad, contemplating the joy he experienced at having fulfilled his ultimate purpose.
For research, Gardner collects feminine pads and spends hours meticulously photographing them from every possible angle. He says he's working on setting a world record for the largest collection of pads. "Currently I own 1407 pads and 57 packs of pads. … I am planning to donate myself and all the pads in the collection to women in need of pads once I have become a pad finally."
Naturally, he comes from Florida.
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #408,271
I'm about to check out his youtube channel. Its fairly shocking that he's actually employed.
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #408,273
This imageAnonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #408,276
@408,271 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Well, he seems to be socially aware enough to realize that other people won't understand. Also, if I ran a company that produced and manufactured feminine products, I would totally hire this guy.
Well, he seems to be socially aware enough to realize that other people won't understand. Also, if I ran a company that produced and manufactured feminine products, I would totally hire this guy.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #408,277
Not as cool as JustinRPG, who happens to be the finest rapper in Michigan.
henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,367
What a fucking freak
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,425
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,427
lol
"Fuck physics and logic, my life is to become a pad!"
Also, he's in the comment section.
"Fuck physics and logic, my life is to become a pad!"
Also, he's in the comment section.