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Topic: autism

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago #27,237

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQuPbLEd-a0

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #408,275

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #408,280

Okay, what in the fuck is this?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #408,281

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
http://kaaman2345.deviantart.com/

Hello all, my name's John.

From an early age I loved the Jungle Book, it was my favourite Disney film and I would watch it regularly. I particularly liked the scenes with Kaa. They had an odd, mystical quality about them that I always found appealing. Similarly, I also found I had an affinity for scenes where cartoon characters got their heads stuck in things, mainly beehives and buckets, as well as getting tied up. I've never been able to explain this, I just find it amusing to see characters in a position of such weakness.

It was always my desire to make my own version of the Jungle Book, to re-enact it, and thought it would be interesting to do see with a female lead instead. Unable to find a subject, however, I resigned myself to the fact that the Jungle Book would remain as it had always been intended.

However, in late 2008 I was searching through the Daily Mail tabloids for some reason, when I spied paparazzi shots of Footballer Steven Gerard's wife Alex Curran in a red bikini. On further investigation, I discovered that there was an extremely high volume of these shots, in high resolution, and the poses which Alex were in were ideal. I had found the subject for remoulding the Jungle Book. Her swimwear was the same colour as Mowgli's and she could easily be edited into the film.

Originally, I set out to re-enact the first Kaa scene. The results can be seen on my YouTube channel unclearoman. The video gained much popularity, but I look back on it now and see it is a very poor piece of work. It was my first attempt.

For a while I left the Jungle Book project to rest and forgot about it. Then, however I realised I was going the wrong way with it. Video was much too hard to do, and it would be simpler to act the story out in images. So I went about re-enacting the Jungle Book through snapshots and photo editing. The first attempt at this was uploaded to deviantart in mid-2010, but was later removed due to copyright infringement. I am glad this happened since the original shots were of poor quality.

After this happened I worked on other projects, including Alex replacing Piglet in the Winnie the Pooh episode "No Rabbit's a Fortress". Since Piglet gets a plunger stuck on his head I thought this would be yet another ideal role for Alex to "play".

Eventually however, I decided my photo editing skills had progressed to the level where I could completely revamp the Jungle Book from scratch, and the result is everything you see in my gallery.

Over time my style has changed to the level where I constantly re-edit the story to keep a level of consistency. The default colour for Alex's bikini is now orange as I prefer this colour. Additionally, I try to work Alex getting her head stuck in a beehive, or something else of that nature into every section of the Jungle Book story so that it is not just a simple re-telling of the film's narrative with a woman added in. Some people love it, some hate it, but they just have to deal with it. This is my style.

I realise that me constantly re-releasing my old work revamped is frustrating for some, but the old images are still there for you to enjoy, and as per request, I am looking into the original Anaconda film.

Please be aware that I am not a vore fetishist. I do what I do because I find it amusing, and hope others do too. I don't believe any of my images qualify as pornographic and I wish to keep it that way. There is enough filth on deviantArt as it is.

Although it may frustrate people that I only use Alex, it is simply because she fits in with the Jungle Book better than anyone else and I will continue to use her for the foreseeable future.

To date I have created Alex stories from The Jungle Book, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Mr. Men, Blackadder Goes Forth, The Beano, Mr. Bean, The Office Jerk iPhone game, Phineas and Ferb, and the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, with many more adventures to come.

Love it or hate it, if you see a cartoon or animated film where someone is tied up, gets their head stuck in a beehive or is remotely Jungle Book related, at some point, Alex may star.

Thanks for reading.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,338

The internet gets more and more disturbing every day...

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,370

> Over time my style has changed to the level where I constantly re-edit the story to keep a level of consistency. The default colour for Alex's bikini is now orange as I prefer this colour. Additionally, I try to work Alex getting her head stuck in a beehive, or something else of that nature into every section of the Jungle Book story so that it is not just a simple re-telling of the film's narrative with a woman added in. Some people love it, some hate it, but they just have to deal with it. This is my style.

there is too much in this one paragraph for me to wrap my head around. i think reading it may have broken me

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #408,753

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
He has a fetish for beehives-on-heads.

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #408,865

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