Topic: How to girlfriend?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,156
I'm sure you guys can offer some meaningful advice.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #407,111
keep posting on minichan
henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #407,112
Be attractive
Don't be unattractive
Don't be unattractive
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #407,113
Women like a man who's not afraid to be different or spontaneous. Liven up a trip to the store by bringing a pitchfork! Instead of running off to the men's room when nature calls, use a fedora! She will see you're someone who can think outside the box; someone unique.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #407,114
Talk to some girls?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #407,117
@407,111 (B)
Nothing better to do with my life ATM.
@407,112 (henn the lord of cocks)
Meh.
@407,113 (D)
I am spontaneous! Not doing all that other stuff, though.
@previous (E)
I do, man. I do.
Nothing better to do with my life ATM.
@407,112 (henn the lord of cocks)
Meh.
@407,113 (D)
I am spontaneous! Not doing all that other stuff, though.
@previous (E)
I do, man. I do.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,123
how to get a girlfriend
step one: get a girlfriend
step one: get a girlfriend
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,124
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,127
@407,113 (D)
These!
In addition, destroy the legs of any tables you encounter with a hammer. This show of strength will impress her to no end.
These!
In addition, destroy the legs of any tables you encounter with a hammer. This show of strength will impress her to no end.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,128
I guess I was wrong. Instead of meaningful advice, I've received various Green puns/jokes/references. Does Green own you people?
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,130
@previous (A)
Okay, okay, I have some real advice.
Contantly tell girls that you are a GTA protagonist or are living in GTA. It will not fail to attract them.
Okay, okay, I have some real advice.
Contantly tell girls that you are a GTA protagonist or are living in GTA. It will not fail to attract them.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,131
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,135
Tons n tons of advice as to where to find such
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,136
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,138
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,141
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,143
advise from dyke kook will fuck you over.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,144
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,145
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,146
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #407,147
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,148
No I have sperl check cannot misprel advise
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,149
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,150
So anyway OP
I doubt advice from a bull dyke is not exactly what you are looking for
I doubt advice from a bull dyke is not exactly what you are looking for
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,151
@previous (Syntax)
Coming from the guy who said it was perfectly okay to beg lesbian friends for sex. Because you know, thats what ladies like.
Coming from the guy who said it was perfectly okay to beg lesbian friends for sex. Because you know, thats what ladies like.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,152
Remember op, syntax couldnt even use a condom correctly. So he isn't exactly a proper sex educator.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,153
@407,151 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
More accurately I suspect I suggested that guys had a chance with Lipstick Lesbians. Ellen DeGeneres Ex for example.
No guy wants to turn a Bull Dyke around.
More accurately I suspect I suggested that guys had a chance with Lipstick Lesbians. Ellen DeGeneres Ex for example.
No guy wants to turn a Bull Dyke around.
Syntax double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,154
@407,152 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
So every woman on Planet Earth who got pregnant while taking a Birth Control pill or used a Diaphragm, is also in your book a fail in your book.
So every woman on Planet Earth who got pregnant while taking a Birth Control pill or used a Diaphragm, is also in your book a fail in your book.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,155
@407,153 (Syntax)
No you didnt say that at all. You said that every woman needs to know when a man wants to fuck them. Which is a naive, and entitled mindset. But I forgive you your ignorance.
No you didnt say that at all. You said that every woman needs to know when a man wants to fuck them. Which is a naive, and entitled mindset. But I forgive you your ignorance.
beckyderp !CATLDyPIBQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,156
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,157
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,158
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,159
beer viking joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,182
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,282
So, are all the women on minichan rug munchers?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,283
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,284
It just happened, idk what to say. It's like someone asks you how you got rich and you reply that you won the lottery.