Topic: I'm getting made tomorrow.
Green started this discussion 13 years ago #27,141
I'm creating some sort of British mafia and I am the don. Thanks.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #406,981
Is your mafia crew the one that does robberies with pitchforks and breaks people's table legs off with a hammer if they don't pay up?
If/when you learn how to drive will you steal cars too?
Actually no don't drive cars. Real mafiosi take the bus and play Pokemon on their way to robberies and hits.
If/when you learn how to drive will you steal cars too?
Actually no don't drive cars. Real mafiosi take the bus and play Pokemon on their way to robberies and hits.
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Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,982
Also you can do a protection racket where if business owners don't pay for "protection", you'll repeatedly punch their shop walls with your bare hands.
And if someone disrespects you and your soldiers, you'll take a shit in their hat.
And if someone disrespects you and your soldiers, you'll take a shit in their hat.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,983
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,986
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 44 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #407,009
@406,981 (B)
> Is your mafia crew the one that does robberies with pitchforks and breaks people's table legs off with a hammer if they don't pay up?
thats the gay mafia
is that the joke?
> Is your mafia crew the one that does robberies with pitchforks and breaks people's table legs off with a hammer if they don't pay up?
thats the gay mafia
is that the joke?
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,038
@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
No that's the fuckin hardcore Mafia.
Mafia hierarchy goes like this: Green's Aylesbury Mafia>French-Spanish Wine MAfiaâ„¢>Italian Mafia
No that's the fuckin hardcore Mafia.
Mafia hierarchy goes like this: Green's Aylesbury Mafia>French-Spanish Wine MAfiaâ„¢>Italian Mafia
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 months later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #471,120
How is the Aylesbury MAfia doing, these days? Have you successfully forced the local churches to cut you in on their collection money, on threat of their bibles being buttered and placed out of reach?
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #471,126
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nice collection plate you've got there, vicar. Be a shame if something were to "happen" in it... We can provide you protection against these "execrable" crimes, for a reasonable fee.
Nice collection plate you've got there, vicar. Be a shame if something were to "happen" in it... We can provide you protection against these "execrable" crimes, for a reasonable fee.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #471,128
@previous (Metæ)
And let's not even talk about what'll happen to your tables if you don't help us out. Those legs look very breakable...
And let's not even talk about what'll happen to your tables if you don't help us out. Those legs look very breakable...
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #471,140
The don doesn't join in the street level thuggery. The cider soldiers are the experts at the hat shitting furniture renovation racket
Dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #471,164
i thought someone was gonna be on mtv
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #471,237
@op are you a sandwich
