Topic: Lost keys but Shat in Fedora
Green started this discussion 13 years ago #27,109
can I use Fedora to guard door?Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #406,789
are you kidding
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,790
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,791
oh shit is that legit
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,792
@previous (C)
Does a beer shit?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,793
Did you smear it with your hand?
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,794
Is that real dude? Like in all seriousness...
Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,798
Oh my god this is terrible and hilarious at the same time
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,800
@406,794 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
Yeah. I Shat in a fedora. I felt a beershits brewing and all released my valves.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,803
@previous (Green)
You have no idea how happy this made me. Thanks Green. Your're the fucking man
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,804
@previous (G)
You don't even know how I hate fedoras. Take a shit in all fedoras
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,805
@previous (Green)
I can go make that post about buying a shitty hat now. Thanks, your're a legend.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,806
@previous (G)
I could've bought a mousse and put it in Fedora. But I took a real shit in it because drunk
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,807
@406,804 (Green)
Did you touch the shit?
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,808
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
It looks like it was caught in a sort of swirling motion. He's actually quite talented.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,809
@previous (G)
lol It means that during, he was either moving his ass in a circle, or the hat.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,810

Here is me pissing on Fedora.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,811
Oh my god I'm dying right now
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,812
@406,810 (Green)
Wear it, for the love of god man, please wear it!
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,813
@previous (G)
For gods sake, listen to Anon G.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,814
@previous (F)
Only weaR baseball cap and baseball cap accessories.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,815
@406,810 (Green)
Why do hate fedoras so much? lol
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,816
@406,814 (Green)
hank hill
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,817

Fedora in toilet and took shit on it. What do?
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,818
@406,814 (Green)
No follow through... It's a bit of a let down really.
Anonymous G double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,819
@406,817 (Green)
Fucking put it on your head, one last time. Post results. Win the entire interwebs forever.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,820

Taking shit on Fedora
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,821
@previous (Green)
what are you holding?
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,822
@406,820 (Green)
Seriously dude. You have to wear it. Take your shirt off or something, and shower after. It will be the greatest win ever.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,823
wear the hat
wear the hat
wear the hat
wear the hat
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,824

shitty Fedora
Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,825

Found my keys.
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,827
@OP
It's almost a complete failure if you don't wear it, you know that right?
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,849
lol
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,853
@406,798 (Lawrence)
lolthis
Just when you think he can't get any crazier...
Also,
@OP I dislike your pronunciation of "fedora".
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,854
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Also, @OP I dislike your pronunciation of "fedora".
This! I pronounce it like this:
http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=fedora Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,855
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Exactly! It's "fed-ora", not "fe-dora".
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,856
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No you moron.
@OP
Grate topic. Best ever, possibly.
(Edited 23 minutes later.)
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,939
@previous (J)
Walter pulled that bullshit!?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,941
@406,856 (J)
Get fucked for the pronounciation, lol'd at the picture.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,952
you could use more fiber, OP.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,992
Where is the fedora now?
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,995
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Probably blocking his toilet.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,996
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Maybe, but it's not like he can flush it.
Looks like he tooh it out in
@406,824 (Green) so I guess it's in the bin, perhaps.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 35 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,018
What the fuck?
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,081
You shouldn't be enabling this behavior... look at the squalor he lives in... absolutely disgusting... you guys should be ashamed!
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,178
Disregard this, I suck cocks
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,179
The scat in the hat
By Dr. Seuss
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #407,214
@406,825 (Green)
That looks like black mold.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #407,249
@406,825 (Green)
I like how there's a periodic table of elements up there. Classy.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #407,250
Green, your home is a real pigsty. You are funny but IRL I would be grossed by you and would not talk to you.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #407,275
OP needs a mum
lolniggers replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #407,280
TTEH !tkODgPLo/I replied with this 13 years ago, 2 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #425,818
Bump.
Bella joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #425,846
Fuck u twats!
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #425,848
@407,249 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Knowledge is power™
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #425,850
@OP
You'll have to shit in a new hat now
Bella replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #425,851
@previous (G)
You know I have a shrine for all your Satanic posts. Right?
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 55 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #425,858
@previous (Bella)
I need to update my post on a hat forum, about another shitty hat. Please post another pic. Please
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,169
Bump.
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