Topic: Close your legs you whore
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #27,096
thanks(Edited 58 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #406,609
henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #406,610
@OP
Is that fake?
Is that fake?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #406,611
He was obviously being facetious, and just wants a woman with a good sense of humor who doesn't take herself too seriously.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #406,612
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,620
@previous (A)
If I had an OKcupid account, I'd cherrypick some women's profiles to make the opposite point but lately I've just been too lazy.
If I had an OKcupid account, I'd cherrypick some women's profiles to make the opposite point but lately I've just been too lazy.
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,622
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #406,623
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,633
men sit like that because it's more comfortable, durr
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,634
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,635
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,636
@406,634 (A)
@406,633 (D)
Part of it is anatomy. Just like men will never truly understand what an uncomfortable bra is like, women will never understand what it's like for your package to be squeezed. The second part is socialization and clothing; two of the women OP posted appear to be wearing skirts and sitting with their legs apart could expose underwear and/or genitalia which is frowned on in most public places. Also, women have been socialized to act "ladylike", a small part of which is to sit with your legs together or tightly crossed because for most of western history, women wore skirts and dresses almost exclusively.
@406,633 (D)
Part of it is anatomy. Just like men will never truly understand what an uncomfortable bra is like, women will never understand what it's like for your package to be squeezed. The second part is socialization and clothing; two of the women OP posted appear to be wearing skirts and sitting with their legs apart could expose underwear and/or genitalia which is frowned on in most public places. Also, women have been socialized to act "ladylike", a small part of which is to sit with your legs together or tightly crossed because for most of western history, women wore skirts and dresses almost exclusively.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,637
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,638
@406,636 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
True, but female genitalia probably needs to be aired out more than male. Also, men can definitely sit with their legs more closed than what is pictured. Unless those particular gentleman have cantaloupe sized nut sacks.
True, but female genitalia probably needs to be aired out more than male. Also, men can definitely sit with their legs more closed than what is pictured. Unless those particular gentleman have cantaloupe sized nut sacks.
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,639
Wait a minute, is this thread about how men and women sit? Because if so, I feel stupid as I thought it was going to be another one of those okCupid threads judging by OP's picture.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,640
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,641
@previous (A)
Is the reason why guys do not cross their legs like girls do also because of genitalia?
Do you perhaps have more of those okCupid pics?
Is the reason why guys do not cross their legs like girls do also because of genitalia?
Do you perhaps have more of those okCupid pics?
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,642
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,643
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,644
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,645
@406,641 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
Some of it, but its also related to their socialization with taking up public space.
I have many! please give me a topic.
Some of it, but its also related to their socialization with taking up public space.
I have many! please give me a topic.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,646
@406,643 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
@406,644 (henn the lord of cocks)
And you both manage to not crush your nut sacks.
@406,644 (henn the lord of cocks)
And you both manage to not crush your nut sacks.
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #406,650
@previous (A)
> implying I have a large one.
@406,645 (A)
Have any who claim to be bronies (or furries)? Those are always fun.
> implying I have a large one.
@406,645 (A)
Have any who claim to be bronies (or furries)? Those are always fun.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,651
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,652
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,653
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,654
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,655
@406,653 (A)
Homely and balding, but the underwater pic makes him look adventurous.
@406,652 (A)
Wearing an ill-fitting tailcoat with a mock turtleneck untucked?!?! What is this I don't even
Homely and balding, but the underwater pic makes him look adventurous.
@406,652 (A)
Wearing an ill-fitting tailcoat with a mock turtleneck untucked?!?! What is this I don't even
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,656
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,657
I just like this one.Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,658
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,659
@406,638 (A)
> True, but female genitalia probably needs to be aired out more than male. Also, men can definitely sit with their legs more closed than what is pictured. Unless those particular gentleman have cantaloupe sized nut sacks.
They could, but in the pics you posted, the public transportation doesn't seem that crowded. No one's stopping the women from sitting with their legs apart if they want more ventilation for their genitals.
> True, but female genitalia probably needs to be aired out more than male. Also, men can definitely sit with their legs more closed than what is pictured. Unless those particular gentleman have cantaloupe sized nut sacks.
They could, but in the pics you posted, the public transportation doesn't seem that crowded. No one's stopping the women from sitting with their legs apart if they want more ventilation for their genitals.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,660
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,661
@406,659 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
They don't do it, because its rude. I've seen many strangers rubbing legs on public transport, because they refuse to close their legs.
They don't do it, because its rude. I've seen many strangers rubbing legs on public transport, because they refuse to close their legs.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,662
For wallterAnonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,663
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,664
@406,662 (A)
She's kind of cute, but I'd rather be married to this woman.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324000704578390340064578654.html
She's kind of cute, but I'd rather be married to this woman.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324000704578390340064578654.html
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,665
I would date this guy.HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,666
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q double-posted this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,667
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,669
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,671
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,672
@406,669 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
She is completely right. She got accepted into University of Michigan, which is located in one of the few states that frowns upon affirmative action.
She is completely right. She got accepted into University of Michigan, which is located in one of the few states that frowns upon affirmative action.
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,673
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,674
@406,671 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
That is NOT a good angle. Jesus fuck. She seems like a decent person though, just a bit kinky.
That is NOT a good angle. Jesus fuck. She seems like a decent person though, just a bit kinky.
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,675
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Seems like your type. Overweight and a smile that's all gums.
Oh, and ugly. I would not have sex with her. It would not be fun for me.
Say it's a bad angle all you want. You're in denile, the bitch is fat.
Seems like your type. Overweight and a smile that's all gums.
Oh, and ugly. I would not have sex with her. It would not be fun for me.
Say it's a bad angle all you want. You're in denile, the bitch is fat.
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Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,676
@406,644 (henn the lord of cocks)
I'm sorry, when you meant closed. Do you mean like what the girl in this image ( @406,609 (A) ) is doing?
I'm sorry, when you meant closed. Do you mean like what the girl in this image ( @406,609 (A) ) is doing?
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,679
@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
Yeah, I don't do it in public though. Only at home, in very comfortable clothing.
Yeah, I don't do it in public though. Only at home, in very comfortable clothing.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,680
@406,675 (henn the lord of cocks)
I wasn't referring to her weight, her forehead looks fucking huge because of the angle. And yes, I would have sex with her.
I wasn't referring to her weight, her forehead looks fucking huge because of the angle. And yes, I would have sex with her.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,681
@406,673 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
@406,674 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Makes me think that she helps her husband serial kill women from okcupid.
@406,674 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Makes me think that she helps her husband serial kill women from okcupid.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,683
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,684
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,685
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,688
@406,684 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
I'd take him over someone who uses the terms cunt or friendzone in their profiles.
@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
I'd take him over someone who uses the terms cunt or friendzone in their profiles.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,689
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,690
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,691
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,693
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,694
Why are these guys so fucking weird? This is fucking freaking me out for some reason.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,695
@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
I have never been on a social media site, where I didnt get fucking random weirdo comments from men. This happens completely without cleavage pics!
I have never been on a social media site, where I didnt get fucking random weirdo comments from men. This happens completely without cleavage pics!
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,696
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,704
How do you find these people, kook?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,709
@406,696 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
All over the place. I trawl through okcupid, I get messaged there, I go to blogs, and friends will send me some. I have like like three hundred on my computer. lol
All over the place. I trawl through okcupid, I get messaged there, I go to blogs, and friends will send me some. I have like like three hundred on my computer. lol
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,710
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,711
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,712
Meta !PARAdoxiHw double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,715
@406,661 (A)
Men strangers rubbing legs? That sounds kinda close to what Senator Craig did in the public restroom...
Men strangers rubbing legs? That sounds kinda close to what Senator Craig did in the public restroom...
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,733
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,734
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,741
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Yeah that signals gloryhole/cruising stuff. The leg rub means you want a medium term thing.
Yeah that signals gloryhole/cruising stuff. The leg rub means you want a medium term thing.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,754
@406,689 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Lovely. I love her green eyes, brown hair, fair skin and hatred of negroes.
Lovely. I love her green eyes, brown hair, fair skin and hatred of negroes.
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,756
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,757
henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,758
Harley !bl2QuinnOY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,760
oh god at all the pics lmao