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Topic: The final battle; Falco fanfic raiders of the lost cock.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#27,059
Falco was sitting in his mansion, drinking shit and tonics. It was a hot day in Anaheim and he was sweating in his fursuit. Mickey was coming round later and Falco was preparing his anus for a bum raping. However, his desk was disgusting and he needed to clean it...
There are at least 10 more chapters. This is the last Falco fanfic though. I am going to wrap things up in this thrilling installment.
Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#406,525
Green appeared from the sky. "We must stop Kimmo" he said. "He has arisen like phoenix the bird". Falco was puke everywhere. "Where is his secret headquarters?" shouted Falco. Moot appeared. "His -OMG PLOT TWIST- quarters are in Disneyland!". Our heroes chased after Kimmo. They had him cornered in the Indiana Jones Kart Ride. Kimmo used 99/100 MP summoning the pedo pals. "GREEN!" shouted Falco. "You are piss! Get to the surface." Green escaped to the surface. A tear fell from Falco's face. He knew how to stop the pedophiles menace. He got out a box of matches, let out a humongous fart and set it on fire. It exploded the whole of Disneyland. A body in a fursuit fell in Green's hands. It was Falco. He had died saving the world. Green gazed into Falco's eyes as he saw his pearly spirit fading. And Falco said his dying words "Pooped my pant. Hasn't yours?". Green cried as he carried his body to the Pearly gates. THE END
Green (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#406,526