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Topic: I want a Volvo station wagon.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 13 years ago #27,007

At least the electronics don't fucking break at the slightest gust of the wind.

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #405,829

@OP
Buy one then!

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #405,831

@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
I might do just that!

henn the lord of cocks replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #405,835

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
After you pay off your golf right?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #405,837

@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
That was a gift! I love it but I am tired of it. I want RWD. I want reliability. I want volvo.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #405,892

IT HAS TO BE A SILVER VOLVO WAGON
THAT WILL BE MY CAR
GODDAMN I WANT ONE SO BAD

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #405,895

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Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,013

Buy a 240, fucker. They're the fuckin' best.

doctor punk md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,053

we have a v70 the lights broke and they are incredibly annoying to fix!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,074

@405,892 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You are easily pleased.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,077

@406,013 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
That is exactly what I want.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,083

@OP
I'd rather have a car designed by Kimmo than Hitler. Swedes have that autistic perfectionist thing.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,085

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
If it were designed by Hitler, I could take it from Berlin to Warsaw without the electricals fucking up.
This is what will happen to it when I can afford it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFsiB6K_cZQ

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,087

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
If it were designed by Hitler, half the car would try to fight Britain and America while the other half would try to drive to the Soviet Union.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,093

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
LOL
But seriously, check out the link. 308hp and 28mpg. Do fucking want.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #406,280

Most people are not aware of this, but the Volvo 240 is an excellent tuning platform. These fuckers can take quite the beating, and the stock engine can easily handle outputting 400HP but you have to replace the pistons if you want to go faster. A 300hp 240 would be the perfect sleeper.
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