Topic: How often do you beat your wife?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,912
For me, it depends on whether there's a secluded spot within earshot of a crying child.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #404,846
Usually twice a day. Once in the mornings and again in the evening.
Of course, I don't mind changing the time of a beating if she has prior commitments. I am a considerate husband, after all.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #404,847
Neither of you have ever been in a physical confrontation. thanks
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #404,852
@previous (C)
I have, actually, and I have the tissues to prove it.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #404,855
@previous (D)
you saved your spent navy? Sup Chris Chan?
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #404,856
@404,847 (C)
> hi I'm a turkey and also a humorless little bitch Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #404,858
@404,847 (C)
> Neither of you have ever been in a physical confrontation. thanks Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #404,866
@404,856 (B)
Sorry that you're a weak beta male. Thanks
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,867
@previous (C)
I'm sorry I insulted you, Anonymous C. Let's never fight again. <3
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,869
@previous (B)
Okay, I forgive you. Brohug
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