Topic: Hi. I am new here.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,859
I found this place by running a DuckDuckGo search on "basement-dwelling stalkers." Sup.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #404,484
Welcome. Tell us a bit about yourself.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #404,485
@previous (B)
Well, my name is Walter. I am a morbidly obese teenager. I live in a lily-white gated community in a McMansion. My father turns screws at a factory but is a millionaire. We are very nouveau riche. I eat nothing but McDonald's, three meals a day. Though McDonald's is a two minute walk from my McMansion, I still choose to drive my father's shiny, nouveau-riche Cadillac SUV there.
Well, my name is Walter. I am a morbidly obese teenager. I live in a lily-white gated community in a McMansion. My father turns screws at a factory but is a millionaire. We are very nouveau riche. I eat nothing but McDonald's, three meals a day. Though McDonald's is a two minute walk from my McMansion, I still choose to drive my father's shiny, nouveau-riche Cadillac SUV there.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #404,487
@previous (A)I don't know why, but when I read that, I can only imagine Walter looking like this guy.