Topic: Sergeant Syntax
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #26,811
Lynne B. Goldstein was draft age during the Vietnam War. Ever wonder why he did not go to fight? That's right, folks, Lynne B. Goldstein is a cowardly draft dodger who fled to Canada.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #404,141
wow
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #404,147
Actually, he claims that he went to Canada for a top secret project to win America the war. However, a lost Irish river dancing bet with the Vietcong leadership halted the project, forcing America to withdraw.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #404,148
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #404,149
@404,147 (C)
Syntax has never, ever, lost an all night dance-a-thon to anyone ever. You take that back!
Syntax has never, ever, lost an all night dance-a-thon to anyone ever. You take that back!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,155
@previous (E)
Vietcong leadership were actually incredible dancers. They were the reason syntax went on to invent Michael Flatley back in '58 as a retaliatory weapon. He doesn't like to talk about those days.
Vietcong leadership were actually incredible dancers. They were the reason syntax went on to invent Michael Flatley back in '58 as a retaliatory weapon. He doesn't like to talk about those days.
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,160
@previous (F)
> This time I did reply with some limits as to wot I wood say, cause there are a few surprises re DOX ya all never figured out yet it was on the NET for all to see and still IS IS IS..... A bank, by the by was helpful in supplying some photos needed for for for buttttt I do not do to photos wot others do with Photoshop. I have seen previews in mail.
> Matt you and Linda make a cute couple in bed.
> Matt do onto others wot will be done unto you. Sayeth the loard all mighty Goddess.
> Matt how cum you have such a tiny pecker? Does Linda like it tiny? Matt incest is not such a nice thing to see. Now I can understand why Mardsen takes it double black. Those Warts on Lindas body are horrid just horrid. Matt did Daddy do you Vaginal or only Anally?
> Did Daddy pick up all his tricks in Prison or was that knowledge all b4 Feds busted him for being a low down dirty crook? Did you, when you stole money from Kids here, did you buy Daddy some Hemorrhoid cream?
> This time I did reply with some limits as to wot I wood say, cause there are a few surprises re DOX ya all never figured out yet it was on the NET for all to see and still IS IS IS..... A bank, by the by was helpful in supplying some photos needed for for for buttttt I do not do to photos wot others do with Photoshop. I have seen previews in mail.
> Matt you and Linda make a cute couple in bed.
> Matt do onto others wot will be done unto you. Sayeth the loard all mighty Goddess.
> Matt how cum you have such a tiny pecker? Does Linda like it tiny? Matt incest is not such a nice thing to see. Now I can understand why Mardsen takes it double black. Those Warts on Lindas body are horrid just horrid. Matt did Daddy do you Vaginal or only Anally?
> Did Daddy pick up all his tricks in Prison or was that knowledge all b4 Feds busted him for being a low down dirty crook? Did you, when you stole money from Kids here, did you buy Daddy some Hemorrhoid cream?
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,163
@previous (E)Not MAtt, bro. sorry. I am actually willing to believe that you invented Michael Flatley though...
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,175
@404,148 (D)
Yes! Syntax claims that he gave Gates the money to start Microsoft in the first place, and acted as a mentor to Gates early on.
@404,149 (E)
Sadly not true. Despite inventing dancing when he was personally advising early tribes on how to develop cultural identity, he sometimes loses dance bets. Often the lost bet will stop him for doing something great. For example, he claims that he almost stopped Stalin's purges before they started, but Stalin beat Syntax in a dance-off bet.
Yes! Syntax claims that he gave Gates the money to start Microsoft in the first place, and acted as a mentor to Gates early on.
@404,149 (E)
Sadly not true. Despite inventing dancing when he was personally advising early tribes on how to develop cultural identity, he sometimes loses dance bets. Often the lost bet will stop him for doing something great. For example, he claims that he almost stopped Stalin's purges before they started, but Stalin beat Syntax in a dance-off bet.
Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,177
@previous (C)
Is it true also that Syntax invented the internet as a way to catalogue his many inventions, and gave the credit to Al Gore, because he is, at heart, very modest?
Is it true also that Syntax invented the internet as a way to catalogue his many inventions, and gave the credit to Al Gore, because he is, at heart, very modest?
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #404,178
@previous (D)
Yes. Syntax claims that Gore had always seen him as a hero and an inspiration, so gave the credit to Gore.
Yes. Syntax claims that Gore had always seen him as a hero and an inspiration, so gave the credit to Gore.