Stupid Catholic holiday.
"So what are you giving up for Lent?" "Oh, I'm giving up chocolate."
Whoa, hold on there, God. This fat bitch is going 40 days without a Kit Kat bar.
Just like being nailed to a cross.
Hold up, Saint Peter, we gotta let tubby in because she managed to put down the candy for awhile.
(Edited 56 seconds later.)
If I was Catholic, I'd have to pick something to give up for 40 days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lent
What should I give up?
@49,410 (C)
How the hell is Ash(ley) Wednesday religious in any way?