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Topic: Cupcake's gift has yet to arrive in the mail.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 13 years ago #26,696

Stupid fucking mail. I ordered an X from Amazon.com, and it should be here by now. Also, I haven't seen Cupcake in weeks due to her illness, and that's sad. We can hang out this weekend...maybe. If there aren't other things she needs to do, and if she's not too unwell. Also, dependent upon how contagious she is we might not be able to even kiss if we do hang out. Oh, and if everything is perfect on her end, I still don't have any money. Yeah, I have that job, but my first paycheck isn't until...??? 2 weeks from now or a month from now, I don't know how their pay periods work. So activity options are limited, although I do enjoy just chilling out and doing nothing. I have no money on her birthday weekend, and also Easter weekend, fucking fabulous, and by fabulous I mean awful, and disappointing. At least I got her a cool gift though, if it will arrive in the friggin' mail like it should. That being said I'm sure we'll have a wonderful time this weekend, and there'll be lots of joy and love to be had.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #403,270

...you sound *so* retarded.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #403,271

@previous (B)
What's with the asteriks?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,272

Why the fuck would you give her a gift by mail if you're that close to her? What the fucking fuck is wrong with you?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,273

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I ordered it online, and it's being delivered to my house, not everything can be found in stores.

morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,274

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
you bought her a dildo, didnt you. sick fuck. shes like 13.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,275

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
No, not a dildo.

morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,276

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
similar?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,277

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Vibrator

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,278

op

IF she is well nuff to take a walk in some sweet place filled with wildflowers? If not then snuggle up with a chick flick and make her lots of popcorn. Play a board game.
Ask her what she wants to do.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,279

@403,276 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Not sexual.

@previous (Syntax)
This is basically what's going to happen.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,280

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Me thinks you do not think like a girl thinks. Hell what male can. Women love attention. Little things can mean a lot. Hand made gift card is worth 10,000 times the cost of store bought.

Cook something simple for her. A world of no cost things you can do for her to make her feel special. I am about to do my 10 for the day. I could tell you or share examples of things to do but some other tyme.

Not saying you can do this but I bet becky wood back me up on this - If you were to hand her a kitten you got from the pound for free or $10 - any girl is going to melt down in instant and no $5000 Birthday gift can out match a kitten.

So think concept - If a no cost Kitten can melt a girls heart n bring them to tears - Think outside the $$$ gift box.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #403,281

@403,271 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
emphasis on "so"

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #403,283

@403,280 (Syntax)
I'm out of money a lot, and I'm actually really good at sweet, and sentimal things. As someone low on cash has to be. I won't say what I'm going to do on here because she might read this, and I'd like an element of surprise. But things will be cool.

Janitor !TSJvBWXxU2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #403,305

stickied for idk and stuff
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