They get some convict that needs cash to fund his brother's liver transplant, and pay him to attempt to bomb a Synagogue, and arrested him for terrorism.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#402,445
This is necessary so the Federal government can say "see look we stopped 9,001 terror plots last year -- we need more money and you need less freedom".
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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,446
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
This kind of bullshit is why I plan on going on a shooting spree if I get cancer.
morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,447
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Nice save there. JK.
If I was going to face an imminent death from a terminal illness, I would go full-on-no-fucks-given like that badass monk in Saigon and set myself on fire. Only I'd take it a step farther and hug someone important and deserving.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,448
@402,446 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
If you do, then whatever gun you use will be demonized and it will turn into another WONT THINK SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN gun control frenzy.
Even if you use a Henry .22 lever action, then that will be the new target of the gun grabbers cause ZOMG IT CAN HOLD LIKE 16 BULLETZ!!!1!!!
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,449
@402,447 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
If I am going to die soon after, then what the fuck do I have to lose in taking down the worst of society?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 48 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,450
@402,448 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I would use already banned weapons because you can't ban what is already banned.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 36 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,451
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
They'll doubleplus ban it.
morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,452
Damn, now that's making a statement/proving a point.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,453
@402,451 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Perhaps I will launch explosive kinder surprises and cuban cigar molotovs at them.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,454
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Out of a grenade launcher attached to an AR-15?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,455
@402,452 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
I would use .50cal miniguns. If I had cancer.
inb4 FBI entraps me with asbestos.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,456
@402,449 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Who would you kill?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,457
@402,454 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Perhaps I'd make use of an M16 rifle like Breivik, if I ever get cancer.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 18 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#402,458
@402,456 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Various people. If I get cancer.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#402,472
@402,457 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Would you shoot up the synagog or mosque first? Because a well timed double explosion would kick things off nicely.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#402,474
@previous (E)
I do not wish to inflict pain upon innocent civilians. I would follow the path of Chris Dorner (though I wouldn't kill someone's daughter), not the likes of the piece of shit known as Brevik.
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Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#402,476
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
You must be talking about the innocent jews...
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,491
@402,448 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Haha, yes, what naive idiots people are trying to enact gun control after all those shootings. Those stupid babies must really hate freedom!
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,493
@previous (F)
Per-capita murder rates in the US peaked circa 1991 and have been in decline for 22 years.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,495
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Exactly, these idiots just need to look at the statistics. In the grand scheme of things, a few shootings don't matter. Damn freedom hating hippies.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,507
@402,457 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I think it's time for you to start tanning, smoking, using cellphones, drinking benzene and formaldehyde cocktails, ans basically exposing yourself to as many carcinogens as possible.
BONUS: I already reported you to DHS. Enjoy you v& Walt.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#402,508